All in the Cards [Marluxia/Luxord, PG]
Title: All in the Cards
Pairing: Marluxia/Luxord - and hints of LuxDem, MarLar, AkuDemy, and Larxel. Oh yeah.
Written For: samurai_usagi
Type: humor
Rating: PG
The question wasn't 'why was Axel snooping through Luxord's stuff'... the question was 'how was Axel snooping through Luxord's stuff without getting caught'.
Fufufu. Axel grinned evilly. He had his ways.
Ways that involved naked Demyx, but those were always good ways.
He was technically looking for some photos of his that Luxord had stolen, and it had definitely been Luxord, because come on. Who else???
Nothing here, just a bunch of hairties and a -
Wait.
Axel stopped, frowning.
Luxord had SHORT hair. He didn't need a hairbrush, let alone...
Wait.
The hairbrush had pink hair in it.
MARLUXIA?!
Axel dropped whatever he was doing and portaled into Marluxia's room. He opened his mouth, and stopped - the Graceful Assassin was talking to Larxene, and they both had absolutely sinister looks on their faces.
"Yes, Axel?" Marluxia asked politely.
"Uh... your hairbrush is in Luxord's room." He jabbed a thumb at the connecting wall, trying not to make this situation any more awkward than I already was.
Marluxia gasped. "THAT'S where I left it!!" he jumped up and practically skipped over, kissed Axel on the cheek, then jumped into a portal.
Leaving Axel staring at Larxene, with a slightly amusing 'WTF' expression on his face.
Larxene giggled. "He probably left the lube in there too, Luxord keeps what he finds."
Axel's 'WTF' expression remained firmly in place. "...What?!"
"Axel, Axel..." She smirked and picked up a few cards that were lying on the table - they were strange, the tops ended in three points, kind of like a crown. "You spend enough time in Demyx's room, don't you ever hear them?"
"Well..." Axel frowned. "I've heard something..." Geez, was everyone in this Organization gay?!
Larxene laughed, and no matter how innocent she tried to sound, no laugh from those lips could be anything other than sinful. "You're intelligent. Put two and two together."
Axel rolled his eyes. "Fine. Four."
Another laugh, this one because she actually found him amusing. "Marluxia may not be back for a while. Care for a game?"
"What kind of game?" Axel moved forward; he could see that the card Larxene was holding had a picture of a lightning bolt on it.
"You'll have to use Marluxia's cards, but I'm sure you can handle a scythe." She winked. "Are you ready?"
He picked up the cards. Most of them had pictures of Marluxia's scythe, but some had other symbols - a potion bottle, a flower. "Bring it on."
Pairing: Marluxia/Luxord - and hints of LuxDem, MarLar, AkuDemy, and Larxel. Oh yeah.
Written For: samurai_usagi
Type: humor
Rating: PG
The question wasn't 'why was Axel snooping through Luxord's stuff'... the question was 'how was Axel snooping through Luxord's stuff without getting caught'.
Fufufu. Axel grinned evilly. He had his ways.
Ways that involved naked Demyx, but those were always good ways.
He was technically looking for some photos of his that Luxord had stolen, and it had definitely been Luxord, because come on. Who else???
Nothing here, just a bunch of hairties and a -
Wait.
Axel stopped, frowning.
Luxord had SHORT hair. He didn't need a hairbrush, let alone...
Wait.
The hairbrush had pink hair in it.
MARLUXIA?!
Axel dropped whatever he was doing and portaled into Marluxia's room. He opened his mouth, and stopped - the Graceful Assassin was talking to Larxene, and they both had absolutely sinister looks on their faces.
"Yes, Axel?" Marluxia asked politely.
"Uh... your hairbrush is in Luxord's room." He jabbed a thumb at the connecting wall, trying not to make this situation any more awkward than I already was.
Marluxia gasped. "THAT'S where I left it!!" he jumped up and practically skipped over, kissed Axel on the cheek, then jumped into a portal.
Leaving Axel staring at Larxene, with a slightly amusing 'WTF' expression on his face.
Larxene giggled. "He probably left the lube in there too, Luxord keeps what he finds."
Axel's 'WTF' expression remained firmly in place. "...What?!"
"Axel, Axel..." She smirked and picked up a few cards that were lying on the table - they were strange, the tops ended in three points, kind of like a crown. "You spend enough time in Demyx's room, don't you ever hear them?"
"Well..." Axel frowned. "I've heard something..." Geez, was everyone in this Organization gay?!
Larxene laughed, and no matter how innocent she tried to sound, no laugh from those lips could be anything other than sinful. "You're intelligent. Put two and two together."
Axel rolled his eyes. "Fine. Four."
Another laugh, this one because she actually found him amusing. "Marluxia may not be back for a while. Care for a game?"
"What kind of game?" Axel moved forward; he could see that the card Larxene was holding had a picture of a lightning bolt on it.
"You'll have to use Marluxia's cards, but I'm sure you can handle a scythe." She winked. "Are you ready?"
He picked up the cards. Most of them had pictures of Marluxia's scythe, but some had other symbols - a potion bottle, a flower. "Bring it on."