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Girl: How come you've never kissed me before?
Boy: Because I roll like that.
Girl: You're not a pimp. You've only had 3 girlfriends.
Boy: You really wanna know the reason why?
Girl: Yes
Boy: I don't love you.
(((Girl slaps boy)))
Boy: What the heck was that for?
Girl: You can't seriously be asking that question
(((Boy pushes girl away)))
Girl: I loved you and you're just gonna walk away?
Boy: Yes.
(((Boy keeps walking)))
Girl: Stop...before you leave, i want you to have this.
(((Girl hands boy a ring)))
Boy: I gave this to you....keep it.
Girl: You see? this is what i don't get...if you never loved me, why did you give me this ring yeterday?
(((Boy just leaves)))
20 years later...
Girl: Oh my god...it's you!
Boy: *whispers*oh shoot....oh hi.
Girl: so how have you been for the last 20 years?
Boy: pretty good...you?
Girl: same
Boy: i forgot what happened the last time we saw each other.
Girl: you told me that you never loved me and left me with the ring you gave me
Boy:oh...right. Uh...look....i'm sorry.
Girl: It's alright.
Boy: Um....there's something else i need to tel you.
Girl: what is it?
Boy: um... i lied
Girl: about what?
Boy: i still love you
(((Girl stands speechless)))
Boy: i said i don't love you beause i had to move to New York
Girl: wait...but what's the reason why you never kissed me?
Boy: i've never been kissed before. even today...i've never been kissed. You were the closest thing i had to being in love...i couldn't stand still having you but being so far apart. i treated you really bad and i'm really really sorry. it's my fault that just one thing that i never got in the relationship ruined the relationship.
Girl: I can make an exception.
(((Girl kisses boy)))
Boy: was that so i can feel bad about losing you before?
Girl: no, so you can feel what you can still have today and forever.
Boy: i need to ask you something now.
Girl: what is it?
Boy: will you marry me?
Girl: yes.
(((Boy kisses girl)))