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Title: Unnatural Tensions
Type: One-shot
Rating: Somewhere Between R and NC-17 (I'm not great with ratings ^^;)
Category: Humor
Warning: Slash
Characters: Yugi, Kaiba, Malik, Ryou, Jonouchi (Joey)
Pairing(s): Kaiba x Jou, Malik x Ryou
Summary: Yuugi leaving Seto, Jou, Malik, and Ryou alone is not exactly the brightest thing to do...
Notes: For Star-Chan
WARNING: JOU WILL PORTRAY A VERY BOSTON ACCENT THIS WHOLE STORY BECAUSE HIS ENGLISH VOICE ACTOR PWNS J00 ALL.
An unnatural tension had settled itself in the Game Shop. Since Yugi had received a phone call from his Grandfather, asking him to ride his bike to go and accomplish some errands, there was not a word spoken between the four boys. Seto was the most uncomfortable of all of them, though; not only was he uneasy with the presence of Ryou and Malik, the hideously corny DVD they were all watching was terribly stupid. Along with that, Seto and Jonouchi had already planned an entire day to themselves, which was something rare on Seto's part.
"Mutt, why the hell do we have to go to Yugi's stupid Game Shop?" Kaiba had snarled at Jou as they each had dressed that morning, getting ready to spend a day with Yugi, Malik, and Ryou.
" 'Cuz, Yug invited us over. It'd be rude to decline the offer, doncha think?" had been Jou's response. "So, we're going. Or else no sex for a week."
Such a statement cause Kaiba to quiver, his legs the slightest bit shaky. "NO SEX" was possibly the most frightening thing he had ever heard emitted from his lover's mouth. "NO SEX" was like threatening Kaiba by saying "I AM GOING TO MAKE PEGASUS BUY YOUR ENTIRE COMPANY, THEN TALK TO YOU ON A DAILY BASIS BY MEANS OF A LARGE TELEVISION YOU WILL HAVE NO POWER TO TURN OFF. NOT TO MENTION HE WILL BE REFERRING TO YOU AS 'KAIBA-BOY' INSTEAD OF 'KAIBA-SAN.' " He had no choice but to go along with Jonouchi to his midget-friend's home.
When they had reached the house, Yugi had been the basis for all conversation. This is how the room had looked:
Ryou sitting on Malik's lap, completely absorbed into the television. Malik resting his head on Ryou's shoulder. One foot to the right, Yugi grinning like the complete moron he was. Another foot to the right, Seto clenching his teeth and looking quite frustrated, sitting next to a completely out-of-it Jonouchi.
Minutes after the movie had begun, the phone rang, and Yugi had answered, only to come back in the main room to explain that he was on his way out.
Three seconds after Yugi left, Malik and Ryou stared at Jonouchi and Seto, who returned the gaze. Or rather, Jonouchi returned the gaze, and Seto glared. That was the moment in which the odd tension had settled.
"...I...I must go use the restroom...I will be back," Ryou said, his stomach uneasy from such an uncomfortable moment.
"I'll come with you," Malik responded, almost too quickly.
The two boys hopped up the steps, their feet hitting the ground as they both rushed to the bathroom. Not exactly a perfect tactic, considering the bathroom was downstairs, and most people over the age of ten did not need supervision when peeing. However, sighs of relief left the two other boys' mouths as the first two disappeared. Not missing a beat, Seto quickly laid a kiss on Jou's lips.
And, what are the chances; the same exact thing was happening upstairs, between Ryou and Malik, who were passionately clashing their tongues together in a deep kiss, each of them already falling onto the bed.
So much for a day of bonding between four 'friends.'
"Kaiba-kun...No...Not now! Ryou and Malik are upstairs! What if they come down?" Jonouchi panicked as Seto slid a hand down his jeans, his shirt already laying on the carpet.
"Malik-kun! We can't! Katsuya-san and Kaiba-san are downstairs! Stop that!" pleaded Ryou, who was a slight bit worse off than Jou; all of his clothes had already been discarded, and Malik's as well.
"Fine, Jou. We're going to the bedroom."
"Kaiba! The bedroom is upstairs!"
"But they're in the bathroom, you idiot!"
"I thought the bathroom was downstairs!"
"Who cares?" Rolling his eyes, Seto helped Jou to his feet, and they both climbed the steps in order to reach the bedroom, unaware of the fact that Ryou and Malik were in that same room. If he was aware of such a fact, he would most likely have stayed downstairs and continued watching the movie with Jonouchi. But, since he was not aware, he and Jou quickly opened the bedroom door, which was a bigger mistake than allowing Yugi to leave.
Silence. The entire room was silence. An even more horrendous unnatural tension settled in this room, and all activity stopped. Any sane person would halt if they had seen two acquaintances participating in gay oral sex, most likely, or if they had been caught in the act. Not quite a wonderful thing to be caught doing, especially if you hardly know the people that have seen you.
Another thing that happened completely by chance: Yugi decided to burst through the main door that moment, dropping the grocery bags and heading upstairs, figuring that was where his friends were.
He, too, saw what was going on, and froze just like the rest of his friends.
And froze.
And froze some more.
Then Jou coughed.
Everyone began talking at once, and all you could here was random bits of sentences: "WHAT WERE YOU...?!" "HUH?" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "OH MY GOD!" "SHIT!" "I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T GO UPSTAIRS, YA LOSER!"
Needless to say, once everyone (fully clothed) went downstairs to complete in viewing the movie, the same tension that crowded two rooms in the house at different times had faded away.
And a much more embarrassing tension stood in its place.