Yesterday in the car I heard my mom telling my dad a story about Ms. Shimmel! It went something like this:
Once upon a time there was a mean old young person manlady named Ms. Shimmel. She and her boyfriend were the laziest losers in all the land. One day, Mistress Shimmel was sitting at the kitchen table with everyone else, when suddenly she has a hand spasm (at least that's the only reason we can figure WHY she did it) and knocks several objects on the floor. She looks down, sees the objects on the kitchen floor, and says nobly, "Someone's stuff fell on the floor." Mistress Shimmel continued playing cards with Sir Kevin the Krapkicker, someone else had to pick up her junk, and they all lived lazily ever after.
Okay, maybe my mom told it a little differently, and called them by other names. But this way is so much better. Also, I don't know where the name Kevin the Krapkicker came from. :P
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Once upon a time there was a mean old young person manlady named Ms. Shimmel. She and her boyfriend were the laziest losers in all the land. One day, Mistress Shimmel was sitting at the kitchen table with everyone else, when suddenly she has a hand spasm (at least that's the only reason we can figure WHY she did it) and knocks several objects on the floor. She looks down, sees the objects on the kitchen floor, and says nobly, "Someone's stuff fell on the floor." Mistress Shimmel continued playing cards with Sir Kevin the Krapkicker, someone else had to pick up her junk, and they all lived lazily ever after.
Okay, maybe my mom told it a little differently, and called them by other names. But this way is so much better. Also, I don't know where the name Kevin the Krapkicker came from. :P
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