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his is what happens when you get two cousins with the same middle name and an online conversation together while waiting for 60dane cook files to be sent.
oh SNAP its JULI (6:02:39 PM): golly gee,
oh SNAP its JULI (6:02:46 PM): this sure is taking along time sally sue bob
omfg its francis (6:03:05 PM): well at least our fixin a peaches are growin in mighty well
oh SNAP its JULI (6:04:10 PM): mmmmmhm
oh SNAP its JULI (6:04:32 PM): wanna head over to the diner and meet up with the gang for 25 cent soda pop?
omfg its francis (6:04:43 PM): melly may i cant.
oh SNAP its JULI (6:04:44 PM): and some of carls Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmy milkshake?
omfg its francis (6:05:19 PM): you know i cant go out past 5:45
oh SNAP its JULI (6:05:36 PM): FUCK YOU DEN HOE
omfg its francis (6:06:20 PM): ahaha
oh SNAP its JULI (6:06:36 PM): lmao
oh SNAP its JULI (6:06:41 PM): no no get back in character
omfg its francis (6:07:14 PM): MELLY MAY!? what has your pa told you bout using the language of the [looks around].....[whispers] blacks?
oh SNAP its JULI (6:07:54 PM): pa says it aint right
oh SNAP its JULI (6:08:02 PM): but im in love sally sue, im in love
omfg its francis (6:08:23 PM): gasp!! who with melly may?
omfg its francis (6:08:33 PM): not your old cousin down the street again..
oh SNAP its JULI (6:08:40 PM): that busboy down at cooners grill
omfg its francis (6:08:59 PM): oh well thats good. seeing outside the family
oh SNAP its JULI (6:09:33 PM): of course! after your little incident...we cant bear to have another embarassment strike us
omfg its francis (6:10:15 PM): now how many times have i told you that i did not take my brothers cookies!
oh SNAP its JULI (6:10:46 PM): well...if you promise not to say anything...
omfg its francis (6:11:00 PM): oh melly may please tell me i promise i wont tell a single soul!
oh SNAP its JULI (6:11:29 PM): he gave me his pin, jimmy...he wants me to wear it...i want to but...
oh SNAP its JULI (6:11:39 PM): im scared sally sue, im so scared!
omfg its francis (6:11:50 PM): did he do something to you melly may?
oh SNAP its JULI (6:12:09 PM): he...
oh SNAP its JULI (6:12:13 PM): he...
oh SNAP its JULI (6:12:14 PM): pleasured me
oh SNAP its JULI (6:12:17 PM): orally...
oh SNAP its JULI (6:12:22 PM): ::cries::
omfg its francis (6:12:32 PM): MELLY MAY JACKSON JONES!
oh SNAP its JULI returned at 6:12:51 PM.
omfg its francis (6:13:03 PM): now how many times have i told you to not mess around with those workin boys cause they know things
omfg its francis (6:13:08 PM): bad things
omfg its francis (6:13:11 PM): scary things
oh SNAP its JULI (6:13:15 PM): we had a little too much moonshine is all
oh SNAP its JULI (6:13:19 PM): and i dont know
omfg its francis (6:13:29 PM): who else have you told?
oh SNAP its JULI (6:13:43 PM): just you
oh SNAP its JULI (6:13:44 PM): and my diary
omfg its francis (6:13:48 PM): let's keep it that way
omfg its francis (6:13:55 PM): we dont want this spreading all over town
oh SNAP its JULI (6:14:10 PM): oh, i know!
omfg its francis (6:14:30 PM): what would your ma think!?
oh SNAP its JULI (6:14:43 PM): SALLY SUE!
oh SNAP its JULI (6:14:51 PM): shes dead! why would you bring her up?!
omfg its francis (6:15:34 PM): because you need to think of the cuh.....cuh....consequences...yeah consequences.. of your actions!
oh SNAP its JULI (6:15:54 PM): youve done worse!
oh SNAP its JULI (6:16:11 PM): ive heard about the things you do with the boys in the back seat every weekend sally sue!
omfg its francis (6:16:20 PM): oh those arent boys melly may
oh SNAP its JULI (6:17:04 PM): they arent?
oh SNAP its JULI (6:17:06 PM): but...
omfg its francis (6:17:09 PM): oh no
omfg its francis (6:17:14 PM): they're men.
oh SNAP its JULI (6:17:15 PM): ::puts this face >>=-O::
oh SNAP its JULI (6:17:20 PM): i dont understand
omfg its francis (6:17:38 PM): men who.......no longer own a ....penicular device
omfg its francis (6:17:39 PM): if you may.
oh SNAP its JULI (6:18:05 PM): i dont quite...understand
omfg its francis (6:18:35 PM): THEYRE TRANNYS MELLY MAY THEYRE TRANNYS
omfg its francis (6:18:39 PM): [breaks down and cries]
oh SNAP its JULI (6:18:56 PM): Sally sue!..
omfg its francis (6:19:04 PM): i was meanin to tell you
omfg its francis (6:19:07 PM): [sobs]
oh SNAP its JULI (6:19:10 PM): please tell me you.. ::whispers:: arent having a baby
omfg its francis (6:19:25 PM): I CANT MELLY MAY!! THEY DONT HAVE DEVICES!!!
omfg its francis (6:19:32 PM): [louder sobs]
oh SNAP its JULI (6:20:09 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ::Falls to ground on knees n that little poodle skirt and rests head on your shoulder::
omfg its francis (6:20:47 PM): settle down melly may settle down
omfg its francis (6:21:00 PM): im sorry i had to tell you like this
omfg its francis (6:21:05 PM): on the day of your daughters wedding
oh SNAP its JULI (6:21:05 PM): how can you say such a thing?
omfg its francis (6:21:35 PM): well....nobody knows. not even them..because
omfg its francis (6:21:37 PM): well
omfg its francis (6:21:41 PM): dont tell anyone
omfg its francis (6:21:42 PM): but
omfg its francis (6:21:47 PM): i slip them all roofies..
oh SNAP its JULI (6:24:08 PM): omg!
oh SNAP its JULI (6:24:11 PM): no
oh SNAP its JULI (6:24:17 PM): no sally sue say it aint so
omfg its francis (6:24:24 PM): IT AINT SO
omfg its francis (6:24:31 PM): ..but it really is so.
oh SNAP its JULI (6:25:47 PM): i only know of one way to fix this mess
omfg its francis (6:26:19 PM): how melly may how
oh SNAP its JULI (6:26:44 PM): roll up a nice fatty and smoke ourselves to death!
omfg its francis (6:26:54 PM): i thought you'd never ask
oh SNAP its JULI (6:27:19 PM): ::grabs your hand and skips merrily to nearest drugdealer::
oh SNAP its JULI (6:27:25 PM): THE END!
omfg its francis (6:27:35 PM): i knew i loved you.
i love my cousin.