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HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT! Last night was Good with a capital G.
Jackie came over and decided that we wanted to go around and not come home. She had to be home by 11 and my Mom didn't care. So, we somehow end up in Milford. Cody called. We decided to go and visit him and his "hot" friend Rob. Keeping in mind that it was like an hour and a half of a ride if you knew where you were going. Grab the mass pike and take exit 7 is what everyone told us. Too bad we had to find the masspike before hand. Everyone told us different things like "Take 490 South and get off on 23b" and shit like that. Well, we end up in Worcester about 45 minutes later. And then we missed the turn we were suppose to take so I said to Jackie "Go down there and we'll make a U-Turn". We went down a one way main road for about 2 minutes going the complete opposite way. That's crazy that we weren't hit or anything. We finally find the Masspike. And see that it says "Springfield 64 Miles and Palmer 16". We tell Cody to meet us in Palmer at a Friendly's. TOO BAD THERE'S 8.4 BILLION FRIENDLYS IN ONE TOWN. So then he tells us to meet him at a place called Co-Eds. Now we need more directions. We stopped at a gas station and asked this lady carrying out a huge gallon of coffee (keeping in mind it's now 9 at night). She gave us directions and said it was about 30 minutes away and gave us these elaborate directions about how to get there. So, we decided to ask another couple after we pulled out of there how to get there. They pointed to the road it was on. 5 Minutes away. But, we had trouble finding the road for some reason so we decided to pull over and ask these kids that were skate boarding. Haha, they were so fucking funny. But, they put us on the right road. Cody called and said to meet us in a K-Mart parking lot which was on the way to the original place. Jackie jams on the breaks and throws it in reverse and pulls into the parking lot. And there he is. Completley shitfaced. Then we come up with the brillant idea to ride on the hood of a car and have Jackie drive. So she goes about 40 and SLAMS on the breaks. I go flying off head first into the pavement and I think Cody just stumbles. So, while I'm on the ground trying to remember what happened, Jackie decided to back over my foot twice. I have mediocre road rash on my hands and knees. But, nothing too bad. So we walked into K-Mart, with one girl on each side of Cody. He was a P-I-M-P. I bit his nipple. And then we decided to drive around and go somewhere a bit more populated. Cody gave us a tour of where all the drugs he had ever done were located. So, we end up going to a mall. And as we were pulling out an intersection this lady comes out of nowhere and jams on her breaks about 3 feet in front of Jackie's car. So, immediatley Jackie slams on her breaks. That was the craziest reflex action I've ever seen her do before. So the lady yelled at us. We drove off. She pretended to call someone on her cell phone and tried to look back to get out license plate number. SHE FAILED. So, now it's ten. We have an hour to get to a place that is 2 hours away. Cody decides to give us fake directions and make us go in circles twice in order to get us to the highway. Hah, maybe he was distracted.. But anyways, we were on this Hick road for about 20 minutes and shit. We reach the MassPike. Said our goodbyes to Cody and off we were. I wanted to bring him home soo badly. But that wouldn't have worked out all too well. We notice that we have to take the last exit on the pike which is Boston. So we change places (I'm driving now) and I fucking floor it going atleast 105 more than 3/4 of the way there. We get into Boston and I know how to get home from there. But, we end up in Quincy Center which is what we didn't want. It's now close to 1 am. We floor it on 495 and make it to Norwood center. Then make it home about 15 minutes later (normally about a 45 minute ride). My mother comes out and tries to yell at me. She thought we were doing drugs, but unless Cody is a drug, then nothing like that happened. I cleaned up my abrasions and tried to go to bed. Hah, it's 10am and I haven't slept.
I am way too fucking happy :o). I'm gonna hafta see that boy again soon. I, uh, hafta give him back his bandana.
Incase you don't feel like reading all that shit, I'll give you a rundown (since it's so important).
- Jackie came over.
- I got hit by a car and my foot runover twice
- Got some H O DOUBLE T backseat action
- Escaped death atleast 4 times
Jackie came over and decided that we wanted to go around and not come home. She had to be home by 11 and my Mom didn't care. So, we somehow end up in Milford. Cody called. We decided to go and visit him and his "hot" friend Rob. Keeping in mind that it was like an hour and a half of a ride if you knew where you were going. Grab the mass pike and take exit 7 is what everyone told us. Too bad we had to find the masspike before hand. Everyone told us different things like "Take 490 South and get off on 23b" and shit like that. Well, we end up in Worcester about 45 minutes later. And then we missed the turn we were suppose to take so I said to Jackie "Go down there and we'll make a U-Turn". We went down a one way main road for about 2 minutes going the complete opposite way. That's crazy that we weren't hit or anything. We finally find the Masspike. And see that it says "Springfield 64 Miles and Palmer 16". We tell Cody to meet us in Palmer at a Friendly's. TOO BAD THERE'S 8.4 BILLION FRIENDLYS IN ONE TOWN. So then he tells us to meet him at a place called Co-Eds. Now we need more directions. We stopped at a gas station and asked this lady carrying out a huge gallon of coffee (keeping in mind it's now 9 at night). She gave us directions and said it was about 30 minutes away and gave us these elaborate directions about how to get there. So, we decided to ask another couple after we pulled out of there how to get there. They pointed to the road it was on. 5 Minutes away. But, we had trouble finding the road for some reason so we decided to pull over and ask these kids that were skate boarding. Haha, they were so fucking funny. But, they put us on the right road. Cody called and said to meet us in a K-Mart parking lot which was on the way to the original place. Jackie jams on the breaks and throws it in reverse and pulls into the parking lot. And there he is. Completley shitfaced. Then we come up with the brillant idea to ride on the hood of a car and have Jackie drive. So she goes about 40 and SLAMS on the breaks. I go flying off head first into the pavement and I think Cody just stumbles. So, while I'm on the ground trying to remember what happened, Jackie decided to back over my foot twice. I have mediocre road rash on my hands and knees. But, nothing too bad. So we walked into K-Mart, with one girl on each side of Cody. He was a P-I-M-P. I bit his nipple. And then we decided to drive around and go somewhere a bit more populated. Cody gave us a tour of where all the drugs he had ever done were located. So, we end up going to a mall. And as we were pulling out an intersection this lady comes out of nowhere and jams on her breaks about 3 feet in front of Jackie's car. So, immediatley Jackie slams on her breaks. That was the craziest reflex action I've ever seen her do before. So the lady yelled at us. We drove off. She pretended to call someone on her cell phone and tried to look back to get out license plate number. SHE FAILED. So, now it's ten. We have an hour to get to a place that is 2 hours away. Cody decides to give us fake directions and make us go in circles twice in order to get us to the highway. Hah, maybe he was distracted.. But anyways, we were on this Hick road for about 20 minutes and shit. We reach the MassPike. Said our goodbyes to Cody and off we were. I wanted to bring him home soo badly. But that wouldn't have worked out all too well. We notice that we have to take the last exit on the pike which is Boston. So we change places (I'm driving now) and I fucking floor it going atleast 105 more than 3/4 of the way there. We get into Boston and I know how to get home from there. But, we end up in Quincy Center which is what we didn't want. It's now close to 1 am. We floor it on 495 and make it to Norwood center. Then make it home about 15 minutes later (normally about a 45 minute ride). My mother comes out and tries to yell at me. She thought we were doing drugs, but unless Cody is a drug, then nothing like that happened. I cleaned up my abrasions and tried to go to bed. Hah, it's 10am and I haven't slept.
I am way too fucking happy :o). I'm gonna hafta see that boy again soon. I, uh, hafta give him back his bandana.
Incase you don't feel like reading all that shit, I'll give you a rundown (since it's so important).
- Jackie came over.
- I got hit by a car and my foot runover twice
- Got some H O DOUBLE T backseat action
- Escaped death atleast 4 times