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[x__safesex]

Why is everyone having sex but me?

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[angels_airwaves]

I'm not =( Maybe we should do it together, you into ladies?

[x__safesex]

Aw. I'm in to anthing that moves ;)

[x__safesex]

yay, you beat Frankie and Cass to the first comment.

dirty whores.

[penceyprep]

then lets do it. i've always wanted to go to california.

[x__safesex]

yay, this post was a good idea, i'm making all of these sexual partners ;)

[zerothelost]

Not true!

[x__safesex]

ok, everyone but me and zerothelost are having sex, or at least giving head and getting fingered D:

[angels_airwaves]

Everyone but you, my wifey, and me =( Yes that's right, me and my wife don't even have sex together, lmao

[x__safesex]

aw. that sucks. we suck. i think you 2 should come cum tonight, i'll order male strippers and rent porno.

[sup_hottie_]

I'm extremely sexually frustrated at the moment, cos I'm not getting any kind of action. I've only got about a month left in which to have underage sex goddamit!!

[x__safesex]

When are you turning to next age? Do0d, i dont even know how old you are haha.

OMG WHAT IF YOU TURN 18. AND THEN I'M NOT 18. AND OUR LESBIAN LOVE IS ILLEGAL?! AH, NO GOD FORBID.

[angels_airwaves]

It's 16 in the UK =) and 17 in N.I so either way I can get sexed up. Unless I live in USA where it's 18. America sucks, you have to be 21 to drink, haha

[sup_hottie_]

I turn 16 on the 25th of February, so I can therefore have sex and buy cigarettes and ride a scooter. Go me!

I can't have sex, but I think I can do everything in between ;] Unless there's a law against stuff like that, and in which case, I'm a felon xD

[mark_hoppus]

i'm not getting any either :\

[x__safesex]

aw, i'm get you a viberator for valentines day :)