scarred earth tribe
INNER BEAUTY APPLICATION
First off: Do you realize that we are a rating community? Do you agree to be active if accepted? Do you also realize and accept the fact that we are a honest, yet brutal community? We will not sugarcoat things. We aren't afraid to say no, and if you are accepted you shouldn't be either. Do you promise not to be offended by any votes that are given to you and/or other applicants? After all...it is just eljay. If you can't take the heat, get out of my kitchen. Also, This application better be friends only. Accept?: Yes.
Name/Nicknames: Balthasar Marion Tove III
Age: 24
Sex/Sexuality: mtf
Location: Chopper City
At least 10 of your favorite bands: the lowest of the low, weddings parties anything, sockeye, ernie k-doe, t. rex, ewan maccoll, garnet mimms, tony conrad, eyehategod, eletric eels
At least 3 of your favorite movies: hated, wizards, the magnificent seven
At least 3 of your favorite books: the invisibles by grant morrison, the dragon fanuilh by daniel hood, silas marner by george eliot
Hobbies/Interests: roleplaying, bear wrestlin', knife fightin', tittyfuckin' coalminers
5 Dislikes the capitalist machine, the judeo-christian reich, infidels, counter terrorist units, europeans
5 of your favorite things (fav. color, food, store, ect) allah, the prophet, mecca, the sabri brothers, learning to fly but i ain't got wings
Do you have myspace? If so, provide a link. (You will not be judged on this, this is just incase anyone loves you and wants to add you) i like to eat breakfast
Opinions
Abortion there is no such thing.
Aliens and the paranormal allah made life on all the planets.
The Current Scene/Emo/sXe there is no such thing.
Animal Rights i have been vegetarian for five years now.
Pit Bulls they can't take a bear, but i'm pretty sure they can take a chicken.
Obese People cornfed fucks!
Something else that you have a strong opinion about.. i have a strong opinion about bad roleplayers. i want them to fucking die. they disease the world.
Which is worse?
Falling on your ass in front of some hott people vs. Being Pantsed in Public: being concerned about the thoughts of others.
Being stung by a jelly fish vs. Being bit by ants: i have never been stung by a jellyfish, but i assume it hurts worse.
Locking your keys in the car vs. Running out of gas: i do not drive.
Bad Hair Day vs. No Make up: i haven't cut my hair in nearly 10 years, & i do not wear make up (most of it contains animal products anyway).
For or Against?
Just put For/against/No Opinion. Don't explain.
Gay Marriages: certainly.
George Bush: i want his rectum on a silver platter.
The War in Iraq: my best friend josh was there, but they're discharging him because he's got ptsd & borderline sociopathy.
Puppy Mills and Puppy Shops: uhh, what?
Organized Religions:into neat, easy to read columns.
Seperation of Church and State: i think "separation" should be spelled correctly.
Taking out "One Nation Under God": does s/he look nice?
Tell us something unique and/or interesting about yourself i'm a troll.
Show us something that will amuse us make the air out of acid
Tell us your favorite childhood memoryback in '62, i was sittin' on the porch, & a great big ole gator came a-runnin' up with his glass eye hangin' out. well, next day, come along a horseshoe crab, but i ain't hollerin' 'bout that time thar. one was a kinda bell-shaped curve, floatin' without hair, not like a marbled cheesecake, but like a venison not gone bad. i took out the trash with a semi-automatic shotgun & a rooster name-a smitty. like all things, he was once a bathroom cleaner, but he didn' get no time off, so he worked ten hours in the shower stall. got wet, but not choked up about it. she didn' love him no way. come about the last time i faced the gator was a tuesday, not today, a sunday, but tuesday. tuesday. turned left & found the old bible under the potato tray, like it always was. revelations of dragons & numbers, turned hokey, you know, like the pokey. come about wrong, but i like it that way. makes a man feel refreshed, like the saints of old. keepin' up the sabbath without all them pigs fuckin' it up. what about the gator? had a cold, no eye, one leg, seven teeth missin'. called the doc, said give it castor oil, which i did. said don't let it eat your spoon, which i didn'. gonna have to buy a new hand, too, but that' not for the gator. it's for me mum! she ain't had a nice roast since tuesday. it is tuesday. thursday is a time of harvest. lo, & yon wonder.
What's the meanest thing you've ever done? kicked a girl in the box.
Provide the link to the two users and/or communities where you promoted. No more than one promo community. BE SURE THE PLACE THAT YOU PROMOTE IS OK WITH PROMOTIONS(we do check!) requiring this is against TOS.
Who promoted the banner or link that you saw? john wayne, on a billboard in kentucky.
What do you think of our lovely mods?
Megan (twistedxkitten): better with an orange sauce, but not bad. a little dry.
Kait (moosikfreak)[Plz don't say my layout. I know it rocks. Kthnx]: definitely don't like ketchup, but the mustard is divine. cook longer next time, you're not quite done yet.
Niki (oonikioo): (If you say my hair, your head is mine.) like chocolate truffles, but without the mushrooms.
Kate (inky_bitch) [i know i have fucking bad ass piercings, say something else]: are you a coalminer?
300x300 for the members page: (you wont be judged on it)
