Put your hands where I can see them!
Bus Adventure #3.
So.. me and Kels walk to bus, with the usual whistles and "hey baby's" (i'm not being conceded. I'm sure they would honk at anything with, as Kelsey likes to put it, "anything with legs and an ass")..
At the stop, we get about ten more of those; we're getting MUCH better and/or quicker with our kind middle finger gestures, our "FUCK-OFF!!'s", and my personal favorite: "KEEP DRIVING FUCKER!!'s". anyway, we meet this cool guy from Le Cordon Bleu and hit up a chat.
We get onto the bus and have a seat. 5-10 minutes or so later, i was mapping out bus routes and whatnot, innocently minding my own business, and all of a sudden, Kelsey whispers "Anna, now! Look at the guy to our left!!".
Well. After years of searching, I finally found Waldo. And I would appreciate it very much so if it would go back into this man's pants, where it belongs.
The man must've found Waldo too, becuase he seemed to be hugging it like it's been lost for awhile.
So.. this man, kept looking at me and Kels every.. oh, about THREE SECONDS OR SO, while umm.. "churning his butter" and spitting in his hand, so, after regulating our breathing once again after laughing so hard (i swear i was about to piss my pants), we move a little to the back, hoping this nerdy man, bearing glasses and a horribly cut mullet (BUSINESS IN FRONT! PARTY IN THE BACK!), wouldn't keep looking at us. Well, this move was to no success, as he still stared. WHAT A TROOPER!! Next stop, we moved a few seats back, but now directly behind him. And, like the exorcist, he looks again, but this time, attempting to look EXTRA non-chalant, as if he didn't acknowledge the fact that Kels and I weren't dying of laughter because of him. Then, he looks down and, well, let's just say that from behind it looked like he was furiously stabbing someone. This persisted for a few seconds, and, as me and Kels got the hell out of that bus, you could see in plain sight he was starting over again.
The End.
..the adventure continues..
ohh, and "Daniel rocks." lol