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Dec 13, 2002 10:33

what did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he caught her in bed with an elf and his erection ( Read more... )

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Santa is a pimp souldoll December 14 2002, 00:44:28 UTC

santa is a pimp. think about it:

he wears that great red velour suit.
he has a lot of anonymous little people working for him that the governemt pretends not to know about.
he says "Ho, ho ho"
he always has that just sexed up twinkle in his eye.
he makes house calls.
he decides whether you've been naughty or nice.
his reindeer make tracks while his whores have tracks.

yeah.

Re: Santa is a pimp x_bar_x_boy December 16 2002, 09:47:48 UTC

jingle bells, reindeer smells/Santa is a pimp/ child molester, bad court jester/he come near me, I give him a limp

melody_licious December 30 2002, 07:36:44 UTC

Hey, thanks for coming to the show on Saturday :)

Re: r'n'r servitude x_bar_x_boy December 30 2002, 08:12:30 UTC

Mel, gotta say you gals super rocked my asses off sohard Sat.nite, I STILL can't sit down! When is your birthday? cuz girlfren, you deserve to be rockin in a new pair of Gene Simmons boots- next time y'all tour, lemme know if you need any quality road slaves, cuz baby I'm yours;) btw- this IS your likeness on rock poster: that nose/profile is TOTALLY you- way cute; how can I cop one?

Re: r'n'r servitude melody_licious December 30 2002, 08:18:20 UTC

You are so nice. Actually, I have a pair of high platform Kiss-like boots... I'm a Siren, dude! Jan 18th, Magic Stick, NO COVER, early! If you want Gene Simmons boot action...

Anyway, I'm glad you liked the rock. I let you know if we need any road slaves, ha ha. There was only one poster and I swiped it. Amy didn't even get one. We're trying to get more made though, but it's like pulling teeth. Maybe I can go to Kinkos and get more copies made of the one I have. If that happens you can totally have one. There's also talk of an art show featuring all the Lager's posters for sale to the "public." But who konws about that...

Re: r'n'r servitude x_bar_x_boy December 30 2002, 08:42:29 UTC

Babe, I ALWAYS wants me some Gene-Simmons-boot-action: will even bring shammy n boot polish for any needed groveling/fluffing[;] and btw, what brand bass you playn? is that beauty neck-thru? any onboard active trickerys? looks mucho como the gorgeous Hagstrom I's tryin to get my yuppie bro in Jersey to buy for his learnin- and as familial investment!

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