I always wanted one of these.

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Comments

[friedapearl]

Ohhhh, don't MAKE me come over there.......in another decade or so I WILL smell like poop. probably because I'll be wearing depends. So you better put me in a proper home, y'know, the kind that has square dances and stuff, not the kind with a dayroom.

[x_battery_acid]

I promise to put you in a home where the diaper-changer is a 20 year old Johnny Depp look-a-like.

[madeofsequins]

hey... i added you a few days ago but i couldn't find a public entry to comment on. i've seen your posts in the purg & find you intelligent/humorous, but i understand if you don't want to add me back.

[x_battery_acid]

My entries are leaning more towards the personal side these days and I like to add people who I know will give some form of feedback/relation. And I don't really know you so I didn't add you.

But I'll give you a chance seeing as you complimented me and I'm shallow like that.

[neontreetops]

muahah I love it.
I so want one.
Yours is probably the best I've seen so far.

[x_battery_acid]

you can't top my ~!!#dahmer boizz~!@%

[neontreetops]

OH YAH?!
What if I get me some Ted Bundy up in hurr?

[x_battery_acid]

I bought a DVD of his trial about a year ago.
I cracked up so bad when he gave his testimony.

BUNDY: I find it absurd to ask for mercy on crimes I did not commit.
*evil smile into the camera*

[amaliaeddene]

omgzzzz did i liek make the cut?!@@!@@@@!!!!!?????

[x_battery_acid]

of course.
:D

[spyral_path]

I never even watch Oprah.

[x_battery_acid]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.