I could make this obvious, and u, u could deny me all in 1 breath u could shrug me off ur shoulders.
Put an X next to everything you've NEVER DONE:
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
( ) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
Today was a pretty good day. I was so tired when I woke up. Geometry was pretty easy today. I went to library for lunch and got a lot done. I'm glad i took care of all that stuff. The book club meeting was today. I didn't get a chance to read the book. I plan on reading it though for the next meeting. Did more homework after school. Cleaned my room a bit. I talked to Kristin online for a while. She's doing pretty well. My brother called and I talked to him for a while. He leaves this Tuesday for Iraq. Part of me still held the belief that he wasn't actually going, but now i know it's for real. And it fucking sucks. He also informed me that instead of a year he might be staying for 14 to 15 months. He's not sure anymore. All i know is that I am going to miss him so much. Nothing to do now, but hope for the best. I went to the tanning salon. My face looks a lot tanner now. I went to the gym also. I had this incredible bad pain in my left shin that made me feel like shoving my leg into a garbage disposal. Pleasant if ya ask me. =). So now i'm just hanging out. My dad informed me he has a meeting tomorrow that he has to leave for a 6:30. So that means i'll probably just not go to shcool again and hang out. I wrote a really good poem for creative writing though. We had to write it on fairytales/myths/religion. I chose fairytale. Of course i did it on Cinderella because she's one of the faves. I wrote about a modern Cindersoot and her prince.
We all know there is no "oops i left my shoe and my soul mate will return it to me after i dance with him for hours then run away at 12"
.... it's more like ....
"lets touch, lets hug, lets kiss, lets fuck.. here take my shoes off so we can get at it faster.. oh it's 12! we've only been screwing for 10 minutes? wow you're good."
and that's just how it is.
Well that's all i have for now, if you wunna make plans for the weekend call me up or something. Later bitches.
I am a bad mother fucker.
<3 ker.