youre a part time lover and a full time friend

[x_cellent]

i just bought 30 dollars worth of lincoln head lollipops. what is wrong with me? maybe if youre lucky enough to be my friend you can enjoy one of these gems. abe was a good man...

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[anniet]

i am your friend and i wrote like 4 honest abe reports in the 5th grade so i deserve one of those bad boys.

MICHAEL CERA is my husband. i met him toooooo hottay

[x_cellent]

i will save one for you. abes a babe. WHATYOUMETHIMWHENWHEREWHYDIDYOUCONVULSE?!!!

[anniet]

ok you better see me and katie when you are back! actually i think we are eating at the lotus this saturday at 1 if you would like to join ussss.

hELLOOOo when i was obsessed with arrested development and superbad came out he was at the jimmy kimmel show and he was so nerdy and cute and he is really that awkward in real life which makes it so much better. mclovin was in the audience and afterwards we were let out to see flava flav perform and me and annie le hunted them down and they were dancing by themselves in the corner. like really. such a precious moment. and we asked them to take a picture with us and michael looked back at his girlfriend (who is this random azn computer weirdo) for approval but ya we were in an aura of michael.

[atlantic_ocean]

bahahahahahahahah oh larn

[o0o_rrhheeallly]

OH MY GOD WHY DID ANNIE NEVER TELL ME ABOUT THAT MOST INCREDIBLE ADVENTURE

[anniet]

I DIDNT WANT TO SHOW OFF BUT SO COOL HUH MY LIFE RULES