(no subject)
random translationy thingy. gotta take a break before my tummy dies from watching SNL shorts.
蛋堡 - 熱水澡
soft lipa - warm bath
作詞：蛋堡 / 作曲：蛋堡
lyrics & composition: soft lipa
intro:
left. right. left. right. bathtime!
如果你問我，洗澡用冷水還熱水好？
if you ask me "do you prefer warm water or cold water baths?"
不用考慮，當然是熱水澡！
I'll answer without a second thought, "of course hot water baths are better!"
關進浴室被霧氣圍繞，
Lock yourself in a steamy bathroom,
辛苦了一天，給自己點回報。
because you should reward yourself after a day of hard work.
開始的幾分鐘先不抹肥皂，就這樣一直沖。
Just let the water run in the beginning, we can skip the soap for now.
能享受是最好，才能舒服睡飽，
Gotta enjoy this feeling to get a comfortable, full night of sleep,
管他遲到至少，開心比較不會老。 (HAPPY!)
who cares if he's late, at least being happy makes one younger. (HAPPY!) [idk who "he" refers to]
我沒法忍受水忽冷忽熱，熱水器…
I can't stand it when the water suddenly changes temperatures, this water heater...
哪個牌子最出色？有這樣的論壇我馬上去註冊，
which brand is the best? if there's such a forum, I'll register immediately
找最好的品牌成為忠實的顧客。
gotta find the best brand and be their loyal customer.
沒法用目測水溫是幾度，
you can't tell the temperature of a bath by just looking at the water,
用皮膚享受溫暖的感觸。
you gotta enjoy that warm feeling through your skin.
水煙霧瀰漫in the air，水費比別人貴，I just don’t care！
water vapor fills up the air [this is a reference to his other song 煙霧瀰漫], my water utility bill is more expensive than everyone elses', but I just don't care!
泡進浴缸，好像時間都暫停了。
once you've entered the tub, it's as if time stopped.
水是黃的，加了巴斯克林了；
I've added Bathclin and the bath water's yellow;
小鴨子也是黃的，在那裡浮著；
the rubber ducky's yellow, it's floating around;
我思想也是黃的，想些色情的。
my thoughts are also yellow [in this case it's a play on words as yellow here means "pornographic"; reference], they're all sexual.
畫面裡-泡泡在天上飛，裸體的男女在地上追-眼睛閉上，
in the scene - bubbles floating in the air, naked guys and girls chasing each other on the ground - close my eyes,
推演著把她推倒想到睡著，醒來是隔天清早。
thought about sleeping as he was about to push her down, and ended up waking up early next morning
洗澡是一天的精神寄託，分析師說這覺得是利多。
baths are a way to recharge, analysts say it's beneficial [profitable?]
連蓬頭吐出靈感給我把所有的煩惱吸進排水孔。
the showerhead spits out inspiration and all my troubles go down the drain
每次衣服一脫，剩鳥毛一撮，
everytime I take off my clothes and [idk what the rest of it means...]
聽著水聲看著那漩渦，只管唱我的歌吹我的口哨，
as I'm listening to the water flow and watching little whirlpools go,
all I do is whistle and sing,
神奇的功效，爽死我都要！
what a magical feeling! haha, I love it!
voice: mom, there's no more hot water! I'm taking a bath, stop using the water!
mom: you don't want me to do the dishes asdhgallkasg?!
左邊是熱水，右邊是冷，
hot water on the left, cold water on the right,
冷天的時候，熱水要等，
on cold days, you gotta wait for the hot water,
等待的時間，暫時要忍，
while you wait, you gotta temporarily endure,
忍耐著低溫，忍耐著冷。
endure the low temperatures, endure the cold feelings.
爸媽帶小孩或情侶一起，
whether it's parents with their children or couples together,
背有人洗或是靠自己，
whether you have someone wash your back or you wash your own,
不管怎樣都好，從頭到腳，
doesn't matter as long as it's good, from head to toe,
我們都期待一場熱水澡。
we all look forward to a hot bath/shower.
左邊是熱水，右邊是冷，
hot water on the left, cold water on the right,
冷天的時候，熱水要等，
on cold days, you gotta wait for the hot water,
等待的時間，暫時要忍，
while you wait, you gotta temporarily endure,
忍耐著低溫，忍耐著冷。
endure the low temperatures, endure the cold feelings.
檀香的肥皂或美體小舖，
whether you're using sandalwood soap or stuff from The Body Shop
脫的是四角或三角褲，
whether you're taking off boxers or briefs,
不管怎樣都好，從頭到腳，
doesn't matter as long as it's good, from head to toe,
我們都期待一場熱水澡。
we all look forward to a hot bath/shower.
蛋堡 - 熱水澡
soft lipa - warm bath
作詞：蛋堡 / 作曲：蛋堡
lyrics & composition: soft lipa
intro:
left. right. left. right. bathtime!
如果你問我，洗澡用冷水還熱水好？
if you ask me "do you prefer warm water or cold water baths?"
不用考慮，當然是熱水澡！
I'll answer without a second thought, "of course hot water baths are better!"
關進浴室被霧氣圍繞，
Lock yourself in a steamy bathroom,
辛苦了一天，給自己點回報。
because you should reward yourself after a day of hard work.
開始的幾分鐘先不抹肥皂，就這樣一直沖。
Just let the water run in the beginning, we can skip the soap for now.
能享受是最好，才能舒服睡飽，
Gotta enjoy this feeling to get a comfortable, full night of sleep,
管他遲到至少，開心比較不會老。 (HAPPY!)
who cares if he's late, at least being happy makes one younger. (HAPPY!) [idk who "he" refers to]
我沒法忍受水忽冷忽熱，熱水器…
I can't stand it when the water suddenly changes temperatures, this water heater...
哪個牌子最出色？有這樣的論壇我馬上去註冊，
which brand is the best? if there's such a forum, I'll register immediately
找最好的品牌成為忠實的顧客。
gotta find the best brand and be their loyal customer.
沒法用目測水溫是幾度，
you can't tell the temperature of a bath by just looking at the water,
用皮膚享受溫暖的感觸。
you gotta enjoy that warm feeling through your skin.
水煙霧瀰漫in the air，水費比別人貴，I just don’t care！
water vapor fills up the air [this is a reference to his other song 煙霧瀰漫], my water utility bill is more expensive than everyone elses', but I just don't care!
泡進浴缸，好像時間都暫停了。
once you've entered the tub, it's as if time stopped.
水是黃的，加了巴斯克林了；
I've added Bathclin and the bath water's yellow;
小鴨子也是黃的，在那裡浮著；
the rubber ducky's yellow, it's floating around;
我思想也是黃的，想些色情的。
my thoughts are also yellow [in this case it's a play on words as yellow here means "pornographic"; reference], they're all sexual.
畫面裡-泡泡在天上飛，裸體的男女在地上追-眼睛閉上，
in the scene - bubbles floating in the air, naked guys and girls chasing each other on the ground - close my eyes,
推演著把她推倒想到睡著，醒來是隔天清早。
thought about sleeping as he was about to push her down, and ended up waking up early next morning
洗澡是一天的精神寄託，分析師說這覺得是利多。
baths are a way to recharge, analysts say it's beneficial [profitable?]
連蓬頭吐出靈感給我把所有的煩惱吸進排水孔。
the showerhead spits out inspiration and all my troubles go down the drain
每次衣服一脫，剩鳥毛一撮，
everytime I take off my clothes and [idk what the rest of it means...]
聽著水聲看著那漩渦，只管唱我的歌吹我的口哨，
as I'm listening to the water flow and watching little whirlpools go,
all I do is whistle and sing,
神奇的功效，爽死我都要！
what a magical feeling! haha, I love it!
voice: mom, there's no more hot water! I'm taking a bath, stop using the water!
mom: you don't want me to do the dishes asdhgallkasg?!
左邊是熱水，右邊是冷，
hot water on the left, cold water on the right,
冷天的時候，熱水要等，
on cold days, you gotta wait for the hot water,
等待的時間，暫時要忍，
while you wait, you gotta temporarily endure,
忍耐著低溫，忍耐著冷。
endure the low temperatures, endure the cold feelings.
爸媽帶小孩或情侶一起，
whether it's parents with their children or couples together,
背有人洗或是靠自己，
whether you have someone wash your back or you wash your own,
不管怎樣都好，從頭到腳，
doesn't matter as long as it's good, from head to toe,
我們都期待一場熱水澡。
we all look forward to a hot bath/shower.
左邊是熱水，右邊是冷，
hot water on the left, cold water on the right,
冷天的時候，熱水要等，
on cold days, you gotta wait for the hot water,
等待的時間，暫時要忍，
while you wait, you gotta temporarily endure,
忍耐著低溫，忍耐著冷。
endure the low temperatures, endure the cold feelings.
檀香的肥皂或美體小舖，
whether you're using sandalwood soap or stuff from The Body Shop
脫的是四角或三角褲，
whether you're taking off boxers or briefs,
不管怎樣都好，從頭到腳，
doesn't matter as long as it's good, from head to toe,
我們都期待一場熱水澡。
we all look forward to a hot bath/shower.