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One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his
White House bed.
> He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush
asks him,
> "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the
country?"
>
> "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,"
Washington advises,
> and then fades away.
>
> The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost
of Thomas
> Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls
out, "Tom,
> please. What is the best thing I can do to help the
country?" "Respect
> the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims
from sight.
>
> The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush.
He awakens to
> see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush
whispers, " Franklin,
> What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
> "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and
fades
> into the mist.
>
> Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees
another
> figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham
Lincoln. Bush
> leads,"Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to
help the
> country?"
>
> Lincoln replies " See a play."
---->in case you don't get it, abe was shot dead at a play, so he's advising george
that the best thing he can do for his country is to go to a play...and get shot.. haha