Fucking hate motorcycles...(warning chealsea explicit language throoughout the whole thing)

[x_immy]

I hate motorcycles and everyone that rides them. Today I was riding down the road minding my damn business talking on the phone and just being in a generally good mood. Then this motorcycle drives past me.. Well, it just so happens that there is another motorcycle in front of me and those cocksuckers wave at each other. And I think to myself.

Comments

Because you can't have babies anymore!

[wench_of_sarah]

That menopause is really getting to ya, eh?

[roxisax]

thank you for the warning, dear.
and i'm sorry that you hate motorcycles.
**love**

[x_immy]

If you got any nicer I think they would have to canonize you.

[ninjaalexa]

I wave at everyone I have something in common with.

girl? I wave. Jeep? I wave. Red hair, human, living? I wave, wave, wave. You're missing out on all the hand gesturing fun dear.

[gephyrophobia]

I got your hand gesture right here. And I hope you can see it as I am doing as hard as I can.

[x_immy]

no im not. i just get to use different ones

Return!!

[brown_jakket]

Returned have I!! And yes, motorcycles and all who rides them suck!! My Aunt wants to ride a motorcycle and plans to get one. Nothing more should be said, that insults itself.

[rimtism123]

...but they can out-accelerate you!