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[x_knockoff_x]

Hi Timmy...haha i know you hate that, i love you! Anyways i cant go to the hospital, maybe the doctors though. Can't you wait for me to go until i go to the icky doctor first, so i can see what they say first? After school can you go home with me on the bus? You should go home for a little bit first because my dad will come home for about 15

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(insert profuse vomiting here)

[i_know_jimmy]

HAHA wow, if that letter doesn't get you sick, nothing will. I want the world to know how corny those ugly fucks are! YUCK TIM AND HIS GIRLFRIEND!!! GROSS!!!

tim sucks

[jonny_crush]

dude, tim sucks. today, i was walking to the bus and he tried to get in my way, so i punched himin the stomach and kept walkin. haha. yea, if it wasnt tim, id feel bad for him for having such a messed up girlfriend.