The internet is forever, Tarrant.
This is not a fic. It is a conversation I had with wellharkather, which I found today and think is funny af and if someone wanted to do any of this, godspeed.
Rob
If they still had fb, it would be far more Orwellian (than it already is). Like, you'd get an account with your birth certificate. And Locations would always be turned on
And qualifications/workplace/etc. would be uploaded automatically
As well as your criminal record
Erin
I just read a shit book w that kind of social media
that floated around you like a halo
it was dull
but yes the idea is sound
Rob
Blake's fb has a big PEDO pasted across the top
He is so pissed
Erin
one day it's gone and avon's like NOT ME IDK WHAT HAPPENED THERE MAN *sips coffee* and Blake is like ;-; thanks you emotionally stunted weirdo. thanks.
Rob
Avon has been updating his own status with things "shot a man in Space!Reno, just to watch him die"
Erin
I firmly believe he would own at Twitter
loling at his own bitch comments days later, trawling his nasty mentions for haters to argue with
Rob
We're trying to think of occasions when he would put "feeling: ~*blessed*~"
Like, "great day robbing fools with my bff Vila."
Oh gods, he'd just tag Servalan in with "great to see you again today, babe"
After they'd escaped one of her death traps
Picture of that bullshit from Moloch with "I #reasoned it would look that way"
Erin
ahahahahahhahahahaha
pics of blake tripping and falling
being like 'no stop instagramming this and help me up'
Rob
#how the might fall
Erin
'in an insta-nt, Blake' 'that's not funny' 'oh, but it is to /me/'
#FearlessLeader
Rob
#fall of a revolution
Erin
Gan tags things blessed constantly
Rob
Omg, #fearlessLeader
Erin
And then they all do it ironically sometimes in memory of gan
Rob
Crying slightly now
Erin
and then afterwards someone takes a shot of the empty chair and tags it #blessed
and everyone's like TOO SOON
Rob
Gan is too good for this world
Erin
IT WAS FUN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE
WHEN WE TAGGED RANDOM ASS SHIT 'BLESSED' TO MOCK GAN AND NOW NO
NEVER FUNNY AGAIN
Rob
Okay, i'm actually tearing up now
Blake would do it in a real way. Like, on the anniversary of Gan's death
Erin
and avon would be like THAT'S SO GAY ;_: STOP U HAVE TO STOP
Rob
"Feeling glad to have my friends around me. Even when they're not here #blessed"
Erin
SO FUCKING TRUE
Rob
i'm not saying Multi-media fic.
But
Multi Media Fic
Erin
'jenna I see you 4square checked in to blake's room last night and left 5 min later is he just that bad?' '…avon. you fucking weirdo. I went in and said 'have you seen the toaster?!' and he said 'it's broken we have to buy a new toaster' and I said 'fuck why don't we go to homewards planet' and he said 'all right''
Rob
Lololololo
Avon always knows where people are
Because he is a nerd with a google watch
Erin
except Blake doesn't log into his accounts after star 1 and jenna won't reply to his comments on her wall
Rob
Tarrant's accounts are just pictures of Tarrant
Erin
ahahahhahaha
Rob
Selfie City
Erin
Tarrant with Jarvik
camping
Rob
Occasionally he includes the others. "Me with my #crew"
Or "hanging with these #losers"
Erin
Ahahahha
vila subs back the same with blingee
me and my 'crew'
Rob
Exactly
Erin
tarrant reblogs jarvik's survival tips and Real Man memes
avon considers reblogging vila's version
ultimately decides just to 'like'
Rob
OMG Jarvik's real man memes
#bros
#BeTheBroestYouCanBe
Erin
Tarrant once tried to tag something #swolemates and avon laughed 3 days
and tarrant was too shamed to ever use it again
Rob
i've /died/
Erin
dayna will sometimes faux-seriously still address him as 'swolemate' and avon will try not to lose it
Rob
Dayna & Soolin refer to each other as Swolemates. Tarrant has to go to his room and cry
Erin
'I suppose, tarrant, that even outside of the weight room, you will always feel this burn.' 'FUCK OFF IT WAS ONE TIME!!' 'The internet, Tarrant," *thin smile* "is forever."
Rob
If they still had fb, it would be far more Orwellian (than it already is). Like, you'd get an account with your birth certificate. And Locations would always be turned on
And qualifications/workplace/etc. would be uploaded automatically
As well as your criminal record
Erin
I just read a shit book w that kind of social media
that floated around you like a halo
it was dull
but yes the idea is sound
Rob
Blake's fb has a big PEDO pasted across the top
He is so pissed
Erin
one day it's gone and avon's like NOT ME IDK WHAT HAPPENED THERE MAN *sips coffee* and Blake is like ;-; thanks you emotionally stunted weirdo. thanks.
Rob
Avon has been updating his own status with things "shot a man in Space!Reno, just to watch him die"
Erin
I firmly believe he would own at Twitter
loling at his own bitch comments days later, trawling his nasty mentions for haters to argue with
Rob
We're trying to think of occasions when he would put "feeling: ~*blessed*~"
Like, "great day robbing fools with my bff Vila."
Oh gods, he'd just tag Servalan in with "great to see you again today, babe"
After they'd escaped one of her death traps
Picture of that bullshit from Moloch with "I #reasoned it would look that way"
Erin
ahahahahahhahahahaha
pics of blake tripping and falling
being like 'no stop instagramming this and help me up'
Rob
#how the might fall
Erin
'in an insta-nt, Blake' 'that's not funny' 'oh, but it is to /me/'
#FearlessLeader
Rob
#fall of a revolution
Erin
Gan tags things blessed constantly
Rob
Omg, #fearlessLeader
Erin
And then they all do it ironically sometimes in memory of gan
Rob
Crying slightly now
Erin
and then afterwards someone takes a shot of the empty chair and tags it #blessed
and everyone's like TOO SOON
Rob
Gan is too good for this world
Erin
IT WAS FUN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE
WHEN WE TAGGED RANDOM ASS SHIT 'BLESSED' TO MOCK GAN AND NOW NO
NEVER FUNNY AGAIN
Rob
Okay, i'm actually tearing up now
Blake would do it in a real way. Like, on the anniversary of Gan's death
Erin
and avon would be like THAT'S SO GAY ;_: STOP U HAVE TO STOP
Rob
"Feeling glad to have my friends around me. Even when they're not here #blessed"
Erin
SO FUCKING TRUE
Rob
i'm not saying Multi-media fic.
But
Multi Media Fic
Erin
'jenna I see you 4square checked in to blake's room last night and left 5 min later is he just that bad?' '…avon. you fucking weirdo. I went in and said 'have you seen the toaster?!' and he said 'it's broken we have to buy a new toaster' and I said 'fuck why don't we go to homewards planet' and he said 'all right''
Rob
Lololololo
Avon always knows where people are
Because he is a nerd with a google watch
Erin
except Blake doesn't log into his accounts after star 1 and jenna won't reply to his comments on her wall
Rob
Tarrant's accounts are just pictures of Tarrant
Erin
ahahahhahaha
Rob
Selfie City
Erin
Tarrant with Jarvik
camping
Rob
Occasionally he includes the others. "Me with my #crew"
Or "hanging with these #losers"
Erin
Ahahahha
vila subs back the same with blingee
me and my 'crew'
Rob
Exactly
Erin
tarrant reblogs jarvik's survival tips and Real Man memes
avon considers reblogging vila's version
ultimately decides just to 'like'
Rob
OMG Jarvik's real man memes
#bros
#BeTheBroestYouCanBe
Erin
Tarrant once tried to tag something #swolemates and avon laughed 3 days
and tarrant was too shamed to ever use it again
Rob
i've /died/
Erin
dayna will sometimes faux-seriously still address him as 'swolemate' and avon will try not to lose it
Rob
Dayna & Soolin refer to each other as Swolemates. Tarrant has to go to his room and cry
Erin
'I suppose, tarrant, that even outside of the weight room, you will always feel this burn.' 'FUCK OFF IT WAS ONE TIME!!' 'The internet, Tarrant," *thin smile* "is forever."