(This was written in 2000 during my first show, an amateur production of "My Fair Lady", after the director said "Freddy's a stalker!" The young man who played Freddy - who was no Jeremy Brett, but then who is?! - had no sense of humour, and didn't like this song either. Enjoy.)

The Stalker Song
lyrics by Susanna R. A. Miller ( Read more... )

Lyrics by Susanna R. A. Miller
Tune: You're a mean one, Mr GrinchYou're a mean one, Kylo Ren ( Read more... )

Lyrics by Susanna R A. Miller ( Read more... )

In brightest day beneath the Sun or darkest moonless night,

No evil spoken, planned, or done shall e'er escape my sight,

Let those who Evil's purpose share, or worship Evil's might,

where'er they be, all now beware my power, Green Lantern's light!

The Eyes of Ulthar are upon you, all the livelong night,
The Eyes of Ulthar are upon you, you can't escape their sight,
Ever glowing, ever watching every tavern, house, and farm,
Ever guarding blessed Ulthar where no cat comes to harm!

(Tune: The Eyes of Texas
Lyrics: Susanna R. A. Miller)

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Tune: "Oh, better far to live and die" by Sir Arthur Sullivan

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(lyrics by Susanna R. A. Miller)
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