Handcuffs~

[x_maliku]

I drove to the mall today! Actually, I didn't do anything bad except for drive past a red light ^^;. Can you believe it? I went the speed limit! Well, about ten miles over the speed limit...er...is that that bad? Anyways, I went to my favorite store and got fuzzy pink handcuffs :D

Comments

[_aibou]

Um, Malik? What exactly would you use a whip for?

[x_maliku]

...Um...

[_aibou]

*stare*
No, really!! Tell me!! I wanna know!

[x_maliku]

...Well...you see...um...
I can show you if you want :D

[downalltheway]

...Wonders never cease. You're down to two of those moronic faces per post.

It's almost enough to cancel out the mindnumbing stupidity of cuffing your own arm to a chair.

[akefia_dono]

The store you got those from wouldn't happen to have s/M products, would they? Normal colored ones?

...How long did it take you to uncuff yourself? Or are you still one with the chair?

[x_maliku]

Of course.

And it took me around thirty minutes. Then I cuffed myself together again. And lost the key. So, that time it took a bit longer ._.

[akefia_dono]

When are you next going there?

Next time you should cuff yourself to the bed, call Mariku for help, get him to call me and then we can grab everyone else and have an orgy.

[x_maliku]

Next week :D.

And...no comment.