Act 2: The Festival

[x_ms_patroller]

Hey y'all, Officer Fillmore here

Comments

[terra_who]

Thank GOD. Fillmore, you're a life saver. Too many drunken voice posts.

[x_ms_patroller]

No worries, and to be honest, Chien was getting worried not many people were having fun. There's some of course but too many are expressing concerns.

So he asked me to do this for him, since he can't do it himself. It goes against his people's beliefs to prevent the right to drink.

[terra_who]

Yeah, I can see how this Brewfest thing would be fun, but...the idea of a lot of people running around drunk just kind of turned me off. That among other things.

It's good he did, then. Don't wanna ruin it for all those who are having a good time.

[x_ms_patroller]

I know. I feel sorry for some of these people, and I know a lot of them are responsible adults even as kids, but we could get shut down if we provide too much freedom.

Personally I'm not a big fan of it, and I'll stick to my cocoa. But I get where some of these people come from. Different cultures, worlds, standards. I'll bet Ingrid would have a field day here.

[kandrakar_heart]

... Picking Sparrow to prevent underage drinking?

[x_ms_patroller]

The way I see it, Captain Sparrow will get to the drink first and solve the problems.

[kandrakar_heart]

That's just crazy enough to work!

[x_ms_patroller]

I make crazy plans back home, so planning a policing of the Brewfest is easy for me. Thanks Will.

[fightersblood]

...dammit. D:

[x_ms_patroller]

I'm sorry, but Chien was getting bombarded with complaints. I really am sorry miss.

Though I suppose if you come down you could probably get some small samples to try since the unlimited kegs are under a age barrier now. The right to drink is what Chien stands by, and we can only limit things so far. He's already had to deal with several angry parents.

[fightersblood]

Actually, on second thought, my angry parents are probably better left without a target in some cases. o.o;;;

[x_ms_patroller]

Good thing then. Tell you what; I'll send you something since Chien overhead and felt bad. Something for your parents and another for yourself. Enjoy.

[Attached - Pony Keg of Beer]
[Attached - Riding Ram "Now 100% collapsible"]

Riding the ram is like riding a horse. It'll need refueling but it makes good time, if you like that sort of thing. Like a bike but with four legs.

[badluckbabe]

Really here here Officer, let's clear out the drunken rabble so we respectable drunks can celebrate in peace.

B...but my queen aren't you one of the underag...GAK!

Silly fanbeemon...you shouldn't stick your face in the mudders milk like that...

[hero_time]

Thank you.