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DO YOU. . . ?
01. Pluck your eyebrows?: yeah
02. Ever cut or hurt yourself on purpose?: no
03. Use icq, aol buddy list, etc.?: MSN
04. Drink enough water?: nay i try to
05. Wear shoes in the house or take them off?: i wear shoes in carolines house to piss her off
06. Eat wheat bread or white?: i dont really eat bread i like prefer the mad granary loaf
07. Kiss on the first date?: Yeah sure if it pleases u
08. Dream in color or black and white?: trippy colour
09. Have any dimples?: am not sure
10. Remember being born?: oh aye, seems like it was jus yesterday THATS A PURE STUPID QUESTION YOUR MIND WOULD BLOCK THAT ONE.Fuck sake oh yes the vaginal passage was lovely.
11. Drink alcohol? Not after last weekend,when you vomit on your mum and your little sisters cat its time to stop.
12. Like high school?Sometimes
13. Like sunrises or sunsets the most?: sunrise obv
14. Want to live to be 100?: dunno
15. Think women should be expected to shave their body hair?: Aye the french way aint pretty.
16. Like salty food or sugary food the most?: Sugary
17. Think a flat stomach important?: I wish i had one.
18. Think you are tolerant of other peoples beliefs?: No lets laugh at them
19. Believe in magic?: No there are reasons things happen and we just dont know them.
20. Have nightmares frequently?: Yar
22. Like abstract art?: No but i like some surrealisim
23. Think you can draw well?: half decent
24. Listen to music daily?: yes
25. Like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?:i waer the same shoes for about a month n then change.
26. Write poetry?: naw
27. Snore when you sleep?: When drunk, i also dribble lol.
28. Sleep more on your back, front, or sides? dunno
29. Think balding men should shave their heads?: dont give to squirts of piss.(lmao that sayin amuses me)
30. Know anyone who is clinically depressed?: yes
31. Know someone who has cancer?: yes
32. Like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?: either
33. Have a middle name? what is it?: Kiva Mac Dougal
SEX
01. Are You Straight or Gay?:Straghtish
02. Ever been kissed? naw
03. Kissed someone of the same sex? naw
04. French kissed? naw
05. Held hands? naw
06. Hugged someone? naw
07. Had sexual fantasies? naw
08. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? naw
09. Have you ever fingered someone?naw
10. Has anyone ever fingered you? naw
11. Have you ever given oral sex? naw
12. Have you ever received oral sex? naw
13. Would you give oral sex in a random hook up:naw.
14. Spit or swallow? swallow
15. What would be ultimate fantasy place to have sex?somewhere warm
16. Have you screwed someone of the opposite sex? naw
17. Have you screwed someone of the same sex? naw
18. Screwed something not of the human race? aye
19. Screwed something not alive? aye
20. Paid someone for sex?naw
21. Been paid for sex? naw the dead dont pay
22. Girls, have you ever been pregnant? Alannah,Mhairi,Kirsteen&Roygebiv Alan the first
23. Guys, your girl ever been pregnant?
24. Have you ever had sex with a stranger? naw
25. If not, do you want to? yes
26. Which one are you more afraid of getting, AIDS or pregnant? aids
27. Do you believe in waiting until marriage to have sex? no fucking way
28. Have you ever had a crush on a friend's boy/girlfriend? no
29. Have you ever done anything with a friend's bf/gf?no
30. Do you joke about sex a lot? yes! never
31. Can you relate anything to sex? absloultely not
32. Is there someone you're longing to be with right now: yesnoyesno dont know
33. What about masturbating? what do you think im doing right now?
34. Ever been caught masturbating? happens all the time
35. Ever been caught doing something sexual with someone? no
36. Ever walked in on your parents having sex? dontwanatalkaboutit
37. Does someone's reputation have an effect on your answer if they asked you out? maybe
HAVE YOU EVER
01. Smoked a cigar: yes
02. Snorted coke:no
03. Had sex: With boys or girls?
04. Said "I hope you die" to someone: What the fuck do you think sisters are for?
05. Tried to kill yourself: no
06. Gotten in a fist fight: yes
07. Lied to your parents: hell yes
08. Broken a bone: never.
09. Lied to your friends: probably
10. Bit someone: yes
11. Bungee jumped: nope.
12. Been skydiving: NO
13. Gotten drunk: never
14. Gotten totally shitfaced: NEVER EVER
15. Given someone a bruise: yes
16. Skinny-dipped: no and i dont want to
17. Driven illegally: no
18. Ditched someone: no
19. Freak danced: yes i scare people
20. Shoplifted: yes but only little things
21. Cut yourself: no
22. Skipped school: yep.
23. Hung up on someone: yup.
24. Gone commando: no
25. Thrown up at school: no
26. Made yourself throw up: no
27. Flashed someone: yes,people in cars driving by when i was drunk...and other people :S
28. Done anything sexual with/for opposite sex for beads: wtf does that mean?
29. Had a burping contest: yes
30. Snuck out: no
31. Been to a school dance: yes
32. Thought your teacher was hot: hahahahahahaa......ahem,nooo
33. Had an eating disorder: no
34. Masturbated: aye all the time *whips oot rampant rabbit*
37. Taken nude pictures of yourself: yes soon to be posted
38. Had surgery:naw
39. Seen a therapist: yes
40. Fell down in front of a lot of people: yes (fuck john)
41. Burped louder than a guy: er?aye
42. Done a split: yep but never again
43. Been on a cheerleading team: only mine n mhairis imaginary one
44. Played spin the bottle: i think so
45. Grinded: wtf?
THE PAST
01. Any good memories from this year?50/50
02. Any bad memories from this year? as above
03. Do you regret anything from this year? yes,too much
04. Do you regret anything you've ever done? as above
05. Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Eh think it was one of those classroom playthings n i think he was called frasier or sumthin like that
06. Did you ever had braces? no
07. What is your best childhood memory?i dont no i tend to remember the bad things
09. What was your favorite childhood toy? Bootsy,my doll i named myself <333
10. What was your favorite cartoon when you were four?:x-men
11. What was your favorite movie? the aristocats
12. Did you ever suck your thumb? no
13. What color hair did you have as a kid? sandy blonde
14. What was your first word? probably food
15. How did your parents name you? After ma dad,middle names are ones that run in ma ums side of the family
16. What does your name mean? dude looks like a lady
THE PRESENT
01. Current Music: Murderdolls Love at first fright
02. Current CD in player: above
03. Current conversations: none
04. Current time: 22:50
05. Current clothes: school uniform
06. Current hair:Blah.
07. Current taste: saliva
08. Current mood: blah
09. Current smell: air
10. Current thing you should be doing: homeworkshowerchoresblahblah
11. Current desktop picture: boring microsoft shit
12. Current favorite group: hmmmm ponders
13. Current book: the da vinci code
14. Current refreshment: ribena
15. Current worry: all the shit i should be doing right now and if things are gona work out the way i want them to and my nan and my mum, and my dad.
life is boring weekend shud be fun roll on friday i wanna dog somethin tomorrow
xxx