silly thing

Nov 25, 2008 02:52

meme, evil

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brokenangelred November 25 2008, 09:40:29 UTC
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy new york. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

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x_rika_x November 25 2008, 10:38:19 UTC
Hi God, it's me Alex. ♥

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brokenangelred November 25 2008, 10:41:57 UTC
'join me tonight, be my disciple'

:D

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