You know you're good friends when you know what the other is going to say before they say it, when you know things about them that they don't even know yet and when you don't mind them calling you at 3am to talk about rice and boys ( Read more... )

And then we asked him, 'Why aren't there any decent boys in Adelaide?'

I said to Rose, i'll either leave here with a hot new jumper or with a shitty mood. Lucky for all of you i bought the jumper.

I'm so fucking happy i'm hanging out with amazing people this weekend.

Hahahahahahaha.

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haha me and rose are at aprty and we're sutting ehjrtre on the intrante we're so fucking cool. ,man you'll never undrestand it/ fodo is the only way og life. everyone is in the pool imn their knickers. i wish i was. i love beer amd i lobe being CRUNK! woo0!ph shiiit w3e did karoeoke all night it's probably the best fun of my life. ( Read more... )

So, today i accidently swallowed a piece of alumminium foil. Now it's stuck in my throat and tearing at my insides. It hurts like a cunt and i can't get it out. Party ( Read more... )

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Some dickheads make me really angry.
Coco Pops make me sick.
My dad not being here makes me sad.
Apple and Guava juice makes me want to make love to everyone.
Not having a car makes me want to become a pilot.
And NWA make me laugh.

I'ma smoke where I wanna smoke. [fuck that ( Read more... )

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So, Australian Idol is pretty much gay. All of them are crap. Last night was 80s night and most of them did woosy shit fucking crap songs. Except the girl that did Whitney Huston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody and i voted for her purely because on song choice, also, i guess she wasn't that bad. Lee can eat my dick. He has to make everyting 'punk', ( Read more... )

I am still angry. I've never wanted to smack someone so much in my life. Not only was is one of the grostest things, ever, but being bashed into the ground wasn't exactly painless. Also have his urine ridden body on me... Gross. This morning there's a lump on my head and my shoulder is really, really sore, also my wrist is swollen. Fucking fat, ( Read more... )