In which yoochun cries himself || part ii || crackfic

[x_voracity]

In which yoochun cries himself || part ii
crack || genfic || 814 words.

In the spot where he swore a puddle of valuable eBay-sell-able Yoochun tears were, there was... Yoochun? Only the real (or original, or whatever) Yoochun was still on the couch, squished between Jaejoong and Junsu, whimpering his tears away.

Junsu was the first to speak up. "What

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[hamano_michiyo]

("If this is about those lyrics again--")

ITS ALWAYS ABOUT THE LYRICS 8D

[x_voracity]

IT IS APPARENTLY THE ORIGIN OF ALL MY CRACKFIC MATERIAL

[hamano_michiyo]

IF CHUN CRIES UNDER HIS SKIN IS HE GONNA LIKE... GIVE BIRTH TO THE TEAR!CHUN 8D?

[x_voracity]

HKJGKDSGH HAHAHA MPREG. CHANGMIN IS SCARED... AND INTRIGUED. JUNSU IS READY TO TEASE AND POKE.

YUNHO IS VERY EXCITED.

[thisistony]

BOOCHUN WANTS TO BE NUMBER ZERO, OMG. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WERE THINKING THIS BUT NUMBER ZERO IS ONE KIND OF SLANG FOR UKE/BOTTOM WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.

OH CHUN.

[x_voracity]

LOLS. I didn't know that. I was just thinking Yoochun's jersey/Balloon's outfit/etc. 8D

He's very special!

[thisistony]

Pei-wen told me it was a Chinese thing and that, to her horror, her mom knew what it meant and actually used it in context in her presence, lol.

;D ♥

[avieyal]

O_O

this is extremely useful information. THANK YOU SO MUCH. nahahaha now i'm going to call all my unsuspecting buddies "my number zero" ahahhahahahaha!

[selgalad]

LMFAO!! tear-Yoochun xDDD
that was so funny!! lol the manly yunho image i had in my head shattered xD
Boochun was so cute with his 'i don't wanna be #2' and the rest xDD

[x_voracity]

oh my! ...good!~ manly yunho is not that manly 8D he's got a squishy side, i mean.
HAHAHA. quite a special bunch 8D
thanks for commenting :)

[applesu]

wtf this is sheer genius!! XDDD BOOCHUN MADE OF TEARS? *worships your brain*

[x_voracity]

YES, BECAUSE YOOCHUN CRIED HIMSELF!(in part 1) djskfhsd *dies* idek 8D

[avieyal]

WELL THEY BETTER BE HERE NEXT TIME.

^___^

so. when are they going to purple like that? coz, y'know, their time is still going on.

[x_voracity]

HAHAHA, It was getting too long and it was scaring me! 8D

XDDD, that was the one song I could never deceipher. purple = verb --> my chunfusion. 8D

[avieyal]

ahahaha! well only people with more vitality than the gingerbread man would understand. LOL. chunfusion. i will steal that nao kthxbai.

[thevirginia]

what omg my chunpuns! ;; *feels empty*