Lo, praise of the prowess of Jim!
The day started with me cleaning my house, as always. Afterwards, Max, Jim, Andre, and I went to Liberty Elementary to play bonzo ball.
Effigy of Liberty
I need a haircut again, especially since my sister's wedding is less than a month away.
I made friends with a nigger, but he is a quarter English and a quarter Jamaican; consequently, he is whiter than I am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FF2QP-RxS4
A typical game of bonzo ball, where Max forgets the rules and smashes a linedrive, like Scotty Pippin shoots a basketball.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A6rtFu5FRQ
Max versus I, I pwn him, Jim and I hardcore dance to Coheed [jokingly].
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XQwu8fU648
When we returned home, Jim practiced for awhile, then we just fux'd around the whole day.
At five, I returned home, showered, then proceeded to Valley Cottage Elementary to smoke with Tyler, Andre, and Vinney. We smoked from a sour apple flavoured blunt, which was divine.
Fortunately, Kim has used her share of drugs herself, in her day. She did not encourage it, but she still drove Andre and I, even though she knew where we were going when we left and what we did whilst there.
I was in for free because I was with B for bitches [or really B for band]. I also consumed a BLT, free of charge.
At first, it was Jim and his girlfriend, Sam, just being couply.
Advantageous to me, Max arrived...what did he do? Text his girlfriend on his cell phone.
More txting.
Jesus shaves.
Justin and Andre [the Darkness, as we called him].
Zeke, who just excreted in the fucking urinal [I know, I watched].
Alexander the Jew, or as I call him: Alexander the Avaricious.
Tyler hiding behind Brother Kyle!
Without further ado, his performance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmT1mlMS-ks
Jim playing The Reminiscence while we discuss his girlfriend's physical features.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMo6qplmFM8
Jim playing What You Find Here, then discussing the incorrigibility/inferiority of niggers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RmKYdK1emA
Inquiring and interviewing about Vinney's fucked up face, which is either from his slutty girlfriend, or from using cocaine too frequently. Caution: you see my partially shaved pubic hair here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibvB_P8kg3E
Jim playing his Darth Vader song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPpz18AQwuM
Jim playing Yoda live, with me remarking on how his lyrics are incorrect.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK1lF_cIC04
Jim is performing some song, but who knows what it is, when all the immature people surrounding me are barbarous?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylidz73oCeo
Mr. Parkinsin, where I trigger a Jimmy Tyndall clapping extravaganza.
Livejournal would not allow me to embed the videos in here, so just click them, because they are all funny as hell.
Post scriptum - I know Jim has terrible lyrics, but he is very proficient at guitar.