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[x_wind_up_x]

Today, I worked. During work, these fucking Chasidics attempted to switch rowers and their boat was about to capsize. Thus, I attempted to ensure they did not fall in the lake. Then, I fell in the lake. Awesome.

Post Script:
EMMA, FUCK DISTANCE.

Comments

[ooooitsmagic]

hahahahaha
by the way, it's chassidim if you want to be a real jew :).

[x_wind_up_x]

...what? Lmao, I do not understand what you are saying. I talked with one of these Chasids about Tetragrammaton and the misspelling of YHWH as Jehovah, LMAO.

[ooooitsmagic]

in hebrew if you want to pluralize something you add an "im" at the end (pronounced "eem") so like, dag is fish and if i want to pluralize dag i say "dagim".

so, you don't say chasidics but rather "chassidim".

[x_wind_up_x]

Oh, lmao, well, I speak ENGLISH. In English, to make the plural, you add, as you know, 's'.

[michellecore]

LMAO YOU FELL IN THE LAKE.

pwned!

[x_wind_up_x]

My phone = pwned.

[jennikty]

what talia said

[_thesilence_]

I am dying already.
It hasn't been a month.
come online now so I can send you somethinggggg.

[ooooitsmagic]

have i told you lately that i hate your XXUSERNAMEXX?
make a new one, skankingfatih.

[x_wind_up_x]

I never change my user names.

[ooooitsmagic]

i know.

[ooooitsmagic]

i really want an almond joy right now.
"who eats almond joys!??!"
"i do!"
"fine. i'll get you some when i go trick-or-treating."