These pictures are in opposite chronological order. Pretend this is imaginary time. Oh wait, a theoretical notion of that already exists.
This is the car my mother purchased for herself, from her son-in-law. It is originally 65k, so half price is not bad after three years. She is too heavy to drive such a hotrod of a car.
Our entire summer consisted of: Warcraft at X-Zone;
Classic Jim;
Alex's ugly pants;
and this fat nigger. LOOK HOW FAT HE IS. HE WAS SO FAT, I FELT IMPELLED TO TAKE A PICTURE TO DOCUMENT HIS FATNESS.
Farmer's tan from working at Rockland Lake.
Look how ugly my sister looks:
Awww Nene and Baba:
Myrtle Beach: the first few days, my aunt, uncle, and cousin stayed with us;
My little sister is NOT a morning person;
This is what I did the whole time; I look really fat here, for some reason.
HAIRCUT.
After showering.
SCHOOL PICTURES!
This song [ ] disgusts me.
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I am basically going to be an employee of A&P really soon, methinks. The lady was impressed and I have an interview tomorrow. She also needs someone to work the two o'clock shift, which is when I am available.
Also, how long do you think it takes to fall in love?
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