Tock: After 23 days of sex in Thailand, I really really want sex with you.
x_x: Oh, crap. I'mm gonna be compared to every girl you fucked there once we see each other, aren't I?
Tock: …
x_x: I KNEW IT! Those Thai girls have you wrapped around their fingers! I will never love again! My life is a lie! Pizza shouldn't be cooked as long as the boxes
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