Stargate: Atlantis - Day Break - giddygeek

Quotes: "Very clever and clearly erroneous deduction, Major Sheppard. Congratulations, you're ready to come be part of the science team ( Read more... )

DC Comics - Watchtower Bulletin - icarus_chained

Quotes: But if you feel like taking on Superman or Wonderwoman or me, go ahead. We won't be paying your hospital bills. And if you start trashing the tower, remember, Batman pays for it, and he will come for you!

*****The Flash sends out a bulletin to the newbies in the Watchtower about the dos and don'ts of ( Read more... )

Naruto - Choosing the Fourth - Sarah1281

Quote: "So how are we going to decide this?" Orochimaru asked. "I mean, I'm one of the three Sannin, I am your student as you were the Second Hokage's, I'm plenty old and experienced enough for the position, I'm powerful enough to be Hokage, I'm well-respected within Konoha ( Read more... )

Death Note - Adaptation - Silver Pard

Quotes: L thought that Light's typical clothing flattered his new female body worryingly well. Because he was not a man to lie to himself, he acknowledged that there was no acceptable reason he should care that Light was not wearing a bra and that his breasts really were quite nice. Because he was also not a ( Read more... )

Naruto - A Scandalous Proposal - Narf-for-the-Garthoc

Quotes: Hell, Sakura had even convincingly faked being happy for Ino when the blonde kunoichi finally landed the dark-haired, pale prince of her dreams. Okay, maybe not convincingly, but she healed Ino's black eye before the ceremony and got shit-faced like any respectable maid of honor, ( Read more... )

Naruto - A Day in the Life of Umino Iruka - RinkyPink

Quotes: 06:02. Second alarm goes off. Feeling slightly more inclined to get up; alarms are loud.

06:03. Both alarms brutally silenced by Kakashi hurling shurikens through them. Must

remember to buy new alarm clocks.

*****

Exactly what it sounds like but with Kakashi/Iruka slash scattered

D. Gray-Man - A Cigar Is Just - Bookkbaby

Quotes: It was perfect! Absolutely flawless and, if his hypothesis was correct, it should be able to solve the problem his darling sister had brought to his attention. Lenalee had told him tearfully (well, perhaps tearfully was a bit of an exaggeration) that there was a horrible menace (a mild annoyance) ( Read more... )

Marvel - Don't Panic - dorcas_gustine

Quotes: "I was a pork pie," Steve said, still stunned. "I was aware of being a pork pie, and yet I was still Steve Rogers, Captain America. Only as a pork pie."

*****This is set in the Marvel Adventures: Avengers world ( Read more... )

Sherlock - A Brief Account of Life With Zombies - Silver Pard

Quotes: "Stop looking at me like that, John. What did you do with the not-quite-dead specimen then?"

"I shot it in the head, Sherlock, what else?"

"Of course. What else indeed."

Just try and imagine the tone he said that in. You'll fail, but try it anyway.

*****BBC's Sherlock ( Read more... )

Naruto - 7 Dates of Haruno Sakura - Narf-for-the-Garthoc

Quotes: It was like a fairy tale. For Sakura, once she finally achieved her childhood dream of a date with Uchiha Sasuke, it was everything she'd hoped it would be... for about 15 minutes. He looked gorgeous, having adorned formal robes and sash. The restaurant was wonderful, full of ( Read more... )