For some reason, Adam and I were arguing about the penis size of a whale. (WE DO LIKE TO HAVE GROWN UP DEBATES, SOMETIMES.) I thought it'd be small, he thought it'd be HugeHugeHUGE..

The conversation degenerated from there.

Adam: "In an adult male, the penis is about 5 m long (16 ft) and the testicules weight about 10 kg

(22 pounds)."

Adam: ( Read more... )

Dan: you.

Dan: the funniest thing ever. happened to me.

Dan: on the way back to class.

Dan: i mean, from class.

Me: more like, you!

What happened?

Dan: you know the Fridge of Free Food that grab a sandwich & soda from on the way back from VB?

Me: mhm!

Dan: and the table where chips are sold, near it?

Me: mmmhm!

Dan: well, I grabbed a tuna sandwich ( Read more... )

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iInventedTheSock: I'M THE PRESIDENT
iInventedTheSock: Penis President.
iInventedTheSock: Genital Janitor.
iInventedTheSock: Cunt Custodian.
iInventedTheSock: THAT'S THE SORT OF THING I BRING TO THE TABLE AT MENSA

THINGS THEY ARE A-CHANGIN'.

For simplicity, my new..
MSN = youfailatcool@hotmail.com
AIM = youfailatcool
YM! = youfailatcool

Are you starting to see a pattern here? :)
Anyone can feel free to add me to any of the above messengers.

If cheese has its picture taken, what does it say?

WE MUST BE OVER THE RAINBOW ( Read more... )

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I really wanna describe my magical experience of a First Thanksgiving, talk about the kittens and how crazycool they both are, tell you all what I've been up to, or reply to your emails.. but I'm kinda tired right now. Rest assured that I will reply, explain, expand, and otherwise satisfy your unending curiosity, just as soon as I finish working on ( Read more... )

OKAY so I'm back from NY. Thanksgiving was a-freakin'mazing.

I'll update sometime when I have time, just grabbing a couple minutes while Dan's in the shower to let you all know that I'm safe and fine and EXTREME HAPPINESS.
:)!