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[x_xwhyme]

Since Lambo's been bugging me about it for about two hours now, I might as well ask:

Anyone here happened to, uh, steal his bazooka?

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[i_smile_faintly]

You're Sawada, right? I was the one who blew up your house. My sincere apologies.

[x_xwhyme]

Wha-- who-- wait, aren't you the lady I-pin brought home during the... global insanity period?

[i_smile_faintly]

So kind of you to remember. Yes, that was me. My name is Teresa.

[x_xwhyme]

Err... nice to meet you, I think, even though you made my house blow up, Teresa-san.

[sweep]

Do you have a photo of this bazooka to aid in the search for it?

[x_xwhyme]

Yeah, it looks like this:

[sweep]

Nope, never seen it before.

[x_xwhyme]

Well, thanks for your help anyway, mister... um...

[imnotamommasboy]

There was a...bazooka...just lying around for somebody to steal?

...

I'm intrigued.

[x_xwhyme]

It's a special bazooka! It turns you into yourself from ten years in the future for five minutes. It can't really harm anyone!

[imnotamommasboy]

If it's that useless, then why would anybody bother to steal it?

....

......

What if you're dead ten years in the future? What happens then?

[x_xwhyme]

It's not useless. Some people get a lot stronger in ten years.

...I... don't know?

[dee_um_ee_um_el]

might i have chewed on it? if so, then it's probably stuck under a bench somewhere, but i don't think he'll want it anymore.

[x_xwhyme]

WHAT?!

[dee_um_ee_um_el]

well, it was pink, right?

[x_xwhyme]

It was metallic grey, like any other bazooka. Why would it be pink?

[friendofgon]

Why would anyone steal that?

[x_xwhyme]

I wouldn't know.

[friendofgon]

Want me to help you look for it?

[x_xwhyme]

That'd be nice. I don't know where to start, though.