Doctor Who, Episodes 8 through 14
This time, Jeremy watched most of these with me. Most of the funny bits are his, because he's funnier than I am.
I used a shitton of profanity during Empty Child and Doctor Dances. Sorry about that.
FATHER'S DAY
That girl is a perfect Little Rose,
Oh dear, this is going to be a paradox-themed episode, isn't it?
Terrible things have happened to wizards who have meddled with time!
That's Nine's pissed off face.
RED-O-VISION
OH NOES
Am... I seriously being RICKROLLED? Like, is this really happening?
Smart kid.
Yeah, this is all a little bit ALL YOUR FAULT ROSE TYLER
Good thing there are old buildings in England. We'd be screwed in America.
What a nice moment. "I've never had a life like that."
Oh, we wouldn't want a PARADOX now, would we?
Okay, TARDIS is gone. This is bad.
Her mascara is really lumpy.
THE EMPTY CHILD
What a shirt!
Okay, that's creepy.
Oh, it's Dark City! Do you know the way to Shell Beach?
She does not watch enough horror films.
"I should have noticed this was attached to a moving blimp earlier!"
She TOLD you not to answer it.
I will acquire ALL the CARDAMOM int he COUNTRY this way!
She must have the upper body strength of a GOD.
One of the kids ALWAYS has to play Darth Vader.
A twinkie?
That seems like a REALLY bad idea.
It's Captain Jack! I know him from Tumblr!
Only three layers? That's cheap.
Apparently her magic instrument is an oboe.
What do they keep in there, the Joker?
JESUS FUCK
Oh, that's not nightmare fuel.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
THE DOCTOR DANCES
I always find it disconcerting when it's my name in TV shows.
A door like that and the place has a WINDOW?!
OH SHITFUCK
I don't want a typewriter anymore.
FUCK, FUCKING AIRBORNE?
Oh holy mother shitfuck that's terrifying (the nanobot thingies "correcting" based on their faulty pattern)
Apparently only SOME paradoxes are bad?
Nooooo Jack OH GOOD YAY
YAY
I wanna swing dance with the Doctor in the TARDIS
BOOM TOWN
I don't know my landmarks. Where are we? Oh, Cardiff. Ignore me.
I see their CGI budget was increased.
Oh, giant green blinky lady is sad.
He's very loud and obnoxious.
Okay, yes, we've established the teleport joke.
And it would have worked if it weren't for those meddling kids!
OH GOD IT'S A TYRANNOSAUR
Wait, so the TARDIS is powered by the Ark of the Covenant?
BAD WOLF
Is this episode about the ridiculousness of American television?
That's a lectern, not a podium. Though I suppose she was STANDING on a podium.
So THAT'S where this meme came from.
Oh, Captain Jack.
If The Doctor asks you to go with you, YOU SAY YES.
I predict that Lynda-with-a-Y will be dead by the end of the episode.
Well, what did you think would happen if you got rid of all the media, dumbass?
Those are some TIGHT leather trousers. :D
Wait, what?!? You can't vaporise Rose!
Oh good, she's alive. And in Vegas, apparen - OH SHITFUCK BLUE CAMERA
That is a lot of Daleks.
Hey, Lynda-with-a-Y isn't dead!
THE PARTING OF THE WAYS
Fuckbuckets, there is a Dalek in the TARDIS. Oh, well, um, not anymore.
Did those Daleks just cringe?
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
I love the Dalek with the God complex.
That's a lot of floaty Daleks.
That is like the worst aquarium ever.
NOOOOO NOT JACK
Rose, you're kind of freaking me out a bit.
...have to say, not really buying this kiss.
At least Jack's okay? But wait, are they just leaving him there? That's kind of dickish.
Wait. Wait. No. Is Nine... no. NO! MY FIRST DOCTOR NOOOOOOO
(At this point, I cried a bit, and Jeremy made fun of me.)
THE CHRISTMAS INVASION
That's what I'm going to call it from now on when all the shops put up their Christmas stuff in September.
Those Santas are moderately creepy. Oh. That's why.
Rose looks better without the really bright lipstick.
Okay, we're not decorating for Christmas anymore.
Didn't Earth already GET proof that aliens existed? I mean, yeah, it was covered up and called a hoax, but still.
He has access to that kind of crap? Just how insecure is the military network?
Good, SOMEBODY noticed the blue light. I guess it's hard to miss.
At least no one is naked.
So all the aliens wanted was a giant game of Lemmings?
That was one hell of a sonic boom.
PEOPLE OF EARTH. WE ARE THE VOGON CONSTRUCTION FLEET.
Good thing there's oxygen there.
That's not very compassionate.
"Harriet Jones. Prime Minister." And library member!
Do they not have chairs?
A cup of tea fixes everything!
LION KING HAHAHA
"Rather Arthur Dent of me." OMFG WE JUST MADE A HITCHHIKER REFERENCE UP THERE YOU SEE?!
Okay. There is a YELLOW BULLDOZER on the RUBBLE OF A HOUSE please tell me that was intentional and I'll take back everything I ever said about Davies
IT'S TEN IT'S TEN LOOK EVERYONE IT'S FINALLY TEN
Um. Sorry about the caps. I get excited and it's hard to handwrite things in italics. You should see this notebook.