I was in tennessee one winter night pumping gas into my car,and the the pump handle was so cold my hand stuck to the nozel.I had to scream for the man inside to come and pour some warm water on my hand to free it.
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August 21 2006, 19:55:28 UTC
I was getting down and dirty with a girl. She was shitfaced (my girlfriend at the time). I was giving oral pleasure...and she totally started snoring. I was fucking rejected and repulsed at the same time. Hope this doesn't happen to you...
Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside downzewleAugust 26 2006, 01:47:05 UTC
In West Philadelphia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And shootin' some B-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes, smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
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On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And shootin' some B-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes, smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
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this is appalling!!
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