"I'm as human as the next man."
"Dad, I was the next man!"
A few things I found funny today:
Julie: "Seemer. Seemer starts with JOHN!"
Me: "Erection. Erection starts with Penis!"
(Tony tries to touch my boob)
Tony: " Oh.. I missed.
Me: "Damnit, they're that small!?"
Flick: "Lemme tell ya somethin'"
Me: " Your breath stinks. move back.nowMe: "
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