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1.) Confirm your identity: Jon
2.) How many years have you been on the planet? 20
3.) What are three phrases you use at least daily? I don't talk to enough people regularly to have catch phrases.
4.) Are you a survey addict? I'm getting there, if this is any evidence.
5.) Do you have an online journal that you use regularly? I keep it for occasional out bursts, like the past week, but really to keep up with up other people are up to.
6.) Are you one of those people that are constantly applying lotion and/or chapstick? Where does the lotion go...?
7.) Name any mental disorders you have been diagnosed with: No, but I think I have relapsing/remitting Social Anxiety Disorder.
8.) Ever freeze anyone's underwear? Once, and I didn't do it, but I was with some people when we did it. Watched it go in, if that counts.
9.) Name one thing you only do/act like/wear/etc. because someone else thinks you should: Everything I do.
10.) Would you consider yourself random? No.
11.) Do you have clothes hanging in your closet that still have the tags on them? Yes, one. A Tommy Bahama shirt my Aunt gave me. It is too nice to waste on anything but a special occasion, so I have yet to wear it.
12.) Do you doodle all over your papers/homework/books? Not at all, unless I am about to die from brain atrophy in class.
13.) Do you write down phone messages/notes on your hands? Not anymore.
14.) What do you think of those Kidz Bop commercials? Honestly, what the hell is that?
15.) What CDs in your collection are you ashamed to admit you own? I don't own such things.
16.) Got any toe socks? A pair, they are batman socks, they were gifts and hella sweet.
17.) Do you find that you rub off on your friends more, or vice versa? Both.
18.) What time is it? 11:53
19.) Does anybody really know what time it is? No.
20.) Does anybody really care? Unfortunately, yes.
21.) Who sings that song, anyway? The Rand
22.) Do you untie your shoelaces before taking them off? Unless I am really, really tired.
23.) Ever have random hallucinations? Twice.
24.) Ever take your pet for a walk? All the time
25.) Have you ever loved someone so much it made you cry? Yes
26.) How much do you sleep? I try to get a square eight, otherwise chunks of the day exist where I end up feeling like shit.
27.) Do you think staying at home and raising the kids is primarily "women's work"? Yes. That shouldn't stop the work from being divided equally, though.
28.) What do you think about gay marriage? Not my business, on a case by case, but Im for it otherwise.
29.) Do blondes annoy you in general? No.
30.) Ever done illegal drugs? Yes
31.) Do you smoke? No
32.) Have sex? Yes, but only on weekends and bank holidays.
33.) Yell at your parents? Not in a long while. Though I did get scalded for yelling at my parents once.
34.) Compete with your siblings? No
35.) Think you got enough love as a child? Definitely.
36.) Listen to pop music? Sometimes.
37.) Out of your own, what's your favorite lotion/body wash/cream/perfume/cologne/etc. scent? Sonia Rikel for Men parfume
38.) Why do fools fall in love? Not just fools
39.) Why is the sky blue? Reflects the ocean.
40.) Did you know that your metabolism slows down at night; so if you have a midnight snack you will probably gain weight in the morning? Yes
41.) Are you going to have an open casket funeral? If you can see my casket open in space, then yes.
42.) Do you bruise easily? I used to.
43.) Does death fascinate you?Not particularly.
44.) Ever dated someone five years older (or more) than you? No.
45.) Ever dated someone five years younger (or more) than you? Just the other day I was placed on the sexual offender list.
46.) What's with all the black rappers right now having such terrible teeth? Its the way they show status.
47.) What was the whole "rosebud" thing all about? It was, rumored, to be the pet name Hearst gave to one of his wife's clit. Which is why he opposed the movie so much, also cause it made him look like an ass. Also, it was the symbol of Kane never being able to reclaim the things that he loved as a child.
48.) How many people do you think would come to your funeral? None, space is expensive as fuck.
49.) Are you wondering why I'm still on the death thing? No.
50.) Who said this: "Death, taxes, and childbirth. There's never a convenient time for any of them." Who cares.
51.) Have you ever contributed to someone's death? Yes. He is in the process of dying.
52.) What Hollywood celebrity annoys you the most? A lot of them.
53.) What do you think about school? Enjoy it, mostly.
54.) Are you addicted to the internet? Yes.
55.) Do you have those little white vitamin deficiency marks on your fingernails? Very rarely.
56.) Dog person or cat person? Dog.
57.) What do you take when you have a headache? naproxen sodium
58.) What's your alcoholic drink of choice? Haven't found one of choice yet.
59.) Is "settling down" a major priority for you (meaning; married, good job, spending your extra money on new curtains and mowing the lawn on weekends)? Not right now. Though a nice, lasting relationship would be great.
60.) Do you have a calendar/datebook? Yes, but I dont really use it.
61.) Was "Beaches" as good a movie as everyone says it is? No.
62.) Physically, are you usually cold or warm? Warm
63.) Socially, are you usually cold or warm? Cold
64.) Ever been so depressed that you don't shower, do the dishes, clean up anything, answer your phone or move from your couch for more than a couple days? My longest running is three days.
65.) When you hear the scientific term "the big bang", do dirty thoughts come to mind? No
66.) Do ever walk by someone and they go, "how are you?" and you go, how are you?"....and you keep on walkin'? Yes. I love it.
67.) Wouldn't you rather we all just avoid eye contact and not say anything at all?! Only to people I have no interest in dealing with.
68.) Ever do volunteer work? No
69.) Do you think community service should really be given as a punishment for criminals? Yes
70.) Do you shoplift? I can count on one hand all the times I have done it in my life.
71.) Ever worked so hard that you cried? Yes. Passed out too.
72.) What if God was one of us? He is.
73.) Who sings that song? Who cares.
74.) Are you old enough to remember the commercial with little old lady saying "where's the beef?" Yes.
75.) Finish this sentence: "My kingdom for a/an ________.": A horse.
76.) Do you remember the Care Bear craze? I also remember the Care Bear Stare
77.) How about when Oprah was fat? Which time?
78.) Remember Pogs? Yes. Fucking Hawaii bitch.
79.) Remember when that gymnast sprained her ankle in the summer Olympics, 1996? Yeah.
80.) Remember what you were doing yesterday at this time? Conversing.
81.) Do you love shoes? Not really.
82.) What shampoo do you use? Biolage
83.) How do you feel right now? Bored as fuck, really what kind of damn question is that?
84.) Do you let dogs lick your face? If I know them or their owners.
85.) Do you subscribe to Playgirl or Playboy? No.
86.) What are you doing right now besides filling out this survey? Watching Six Feet Under
87.) What year were you born? 1985
88.) Do you rule that year? No.
89.) Do you paint your nails? Four times, and a clear coat protective vitamin thing when I got a mani one time.
90.) What's your hair length? It's only got ten hours left, fucking annoying mess.
91.) When did you get a cut/trim last? No clue.
92.) Do you have hoity-toity relatives, or trailer trash relatives? Yes.
93.) Would you consider yourself to have an innovative mind? Sometimes.
94.) Has an old man/woman ever flirted with you? Yes.
95.) Ever written a survey like this? I am barely able to stand taking it.
96.) Would you ever consider dating someone who'd been in prison? Yes
97.) Are you worth crying over? No, but it happens.
98.) Do you know anyone who's drowned? No
99.) Would you rather have a one-on-one conversation or go to a party? Convo, bar none.
100.) Do you feel better after purging all this random information from your system? No, and unsurprisingly my boredom has not alleiviated.
I hope you didn't just read all that.