ok........

[xanadont]

Here's the deal.....I need a good comedic monologue, but i'm using it at a disney audition so it can't be too "over the top."

Anyone who suggest something I end up using gets Dinner on me!

Ready-------Go!

Comments

[theestevez]

David Ives's play Ancient History. There is one you can piece together about braille pajamas. Thank me later.

[ms_hooligan]

From Bull Durham, Crash's monologue following Annie's question, "What DO you believe in?"

[jhenrylsu9]

haha that is EXACTLY what i was going to suggest.

[imakemovies]

I don't want to eat dinner off you - I want to eat my dinner off a plate.

[knightofnee]

look at "lovers and other strangers" by Joseph Bologna and Renee Taylor. There is a scene that is basically a long monologue. you can cut a hilarious monologue from that. Its about jitters before marriage.

Break a leg

[yougotwaxed]

Do a bit of cutting to the wedding monologue from "Art."