Damn
Am I the only person in the entire world that does not want to see this movie??? I can't imagine watching this. I mean, snakes aren't that hard to kill. Cedar can kill them. Duct tape can rip their skin completely off. Snakes are not that hard to kill. Why is it that everyone is excited over an idea that couldn't have possibly had that much thought put into it? It works as a skit...you see the joke once, laugh, it's over after a few minutes. A MOVIE? Just...what the fuck? How can people be calling this the most amazing thing to ever come out? The only amazing thing is the fact that someone thought it would be a good idea to spend that much money to make it.
But then again, they were right. Tons of people will see it and it'll make a lot of money.
I just can't subscribe to the concept of "it's so bad it's good". Why not, "it's so bad it's FUCKING BAD ARGHHHH WHAT PART OF BAD DID YOU THINK WAS GOOD???".
When truly good, amazing movies come out, people hardly notice them. And yet when a quickly thrown together piece of crap comes out but has a BIG NAME, everyone goes to see it like Jesus is appearing live for the screening.
I seriously can't believe that I live in a world where I am the only person who DOESN'T want to see this.
And anyone I see reading the novel gets kicked in the neck.
EDIT: HOLY...SHIT..., I just watched the trailer to see if there was something absolutely amazing that I was missing, and I noticed that the snake they show in the guy's hand is a BABY SNOW CORN SNAKE. That crosses the line. I HAD a baby snow corn, and they are the tamest snakes EVER. Do you realize how hard it is to get any aged corn snake to try to hurt you? ARGHHH THEY CAN'T EVEN TRY TO GET A SNAKE THAT MIGHT EVEN POSSIBLY HURT SOMEONE OR LOOK LIKE A VENEMOUS ONE, THEY GET THE TAMEST SNAKE EVER. That is it. I am absolutely furious. Snakes have a bad enough reputation as it is, but when you act like a baby corn snake is A DANGEROUS CREATURE THAT WILL KILL EVERYONE, that is just being absolutely moronic.
And it had the O RLY owl. HELLO OLD.
But then again, they were right. Tons of people will see it and it'll make a lot of money.
I just can't subscribe to the concept of "it's so bad it's good". Why not, "it's so bad it's FUCKING BAD ARGHHHH WHAT PART OF BAD DID YOU THINK WAS GOOD???".
When truly good, amazing movies come out, people hardly notice them. And yet when a quickly thrown together piece of crap comes out but has a BIG NAME, everyone goes to see it like Jesus is appearing live for the screening.
I seriously can't believe that I live in a world where I am the only person who DOESN'T want to see this.
And anyone I see reading the novel gets kicked in the neck.
EDIT: HOLY...SHIT..., I just watched the trailer to see if there was something absolutely amazing that I was missing, and I noticed that the snake they show in the guy's hand is a BABY SNOW CORN SNAKE. That crosses the line. I HAD a baby snow corn, and they are the tamest snakes EVER. Do you realize how hard it is to get any aged corn snake to try to hurt you? ARGHHH THEY CAN'T EVEN TRY TO GET A SNAKE THAT MIGHT EVEN POSSIBLY HURT SOMEONE OR LOOK LIKE A VENEMOUS ONE, THEY GET THE TAMEST SNAKE EVER. That is it. I am absolutely furious. Snakes have a bad enough reputation as it is, but when you act like a baby corn snake is A DANGEROUS CREATURE THAT WILL KILL EVERYONE, that is just being absolutely moronic.
And it had the O RLY owl. HELLO OLD.