...and the only cure is walken 2008! this is for real!!! walken 2008 campaign site.

me: "you know what i hate: people that have ugly babies, but won't admit it."

anthony: "you're not going to admit that your night of passion and the watermelon that you just pushed out your vagina is ugly..."

i've lost my keys, which i would usually write off as just me being my usual, forgetful self; but, i lost them between the front desk and the porch, which is an area that encompasses all of thirty square feet where there is no where for them to be lost! argh!

MARSEILLE, France (Reuters) -- A Frenchman in his sixties lived for five years with the body of his dead mother to keep receiving her 700 euros ($850) monthly pension, judicial sources said on Saturday ( Read more... )

i don't really have anything of merit to say, but i wanted to type an entry on the new computer. i'm loving it by the way. i know you've all been very entralled to read about the progress of my macintosh acquisition! all i've got is this: my stats professor today said the following: "i know a few of you ask yourselves these kinds of questions all ( Read more... )

me: "yeah, but if you're having sex, how will you're roommate know not to come it?"
zach: "good point... well, i won't be having sex... in my room..."

it comes tomorrow!

well, i don't know if any of you have ever broken up with someone you weren't dating, but it's melodramatic. i don't know what's wrong with me, but it's something serious. for now though, i sleep and await the mac, which better not get stuck in china and alaska like my fucking ipod did! g'night.

wave bye-bye to that $1,428.88...

just follow the instructions...