Pilfered
--Info--
Name:: High Lord Alexander William Dennis, Keeper of the Mark of Irvin
Nicknames:: Xander, Alex, Little Ass Kid, Squee, Slut, Fucker... Ill answer to just about anything.
Birthplace:: Nelson, British Columbia (Thats Canada for all you morons out there
Current Location:: Minoa, NY (Visiting my sister)
Hair Color:: brown
Eye Color:: brown
Height:: 5'4'' Yes Im short. Deal with it.
Weight:: Somewhere between 125 and 135.
Tatoos?:: None yet. But I am going to get one sooooooon.....
Piercings?:: blue hoop in my left earlobe
Phrase:: To retreat from battle is not cowardice if you are not fully prepared for it.
--Your--
Bedtime:: 10 pm I have to be up at 5 am for the job.
Best Physical Feature:: Im dead sexy.
Most Embarassing Moment:: ?
Most Missed Memory: missed memory? A memory I miss? how can you miss a memory? I guess if you have forgotten it, you might miss it... although, if you have forgotten a memory how can you miss it?
First Thought When You Wake Up:: damnit! I woke up again!
Weakness:: Zelda, Good fantasy novels, intelligent conversation (not on the phone. I hate the phone.)
Best Friends:: Sunny, Squeek, Kyle, Andy.... and more, but the rest of you arent god enough to list. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
Goal For The Year:: breathe. Ha!
Greatest Fears:: Fear. Existance. (or lack thereof rather.)
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke... Orange Soda
McDonalds or Burger King...: Wendys
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: Peppermint tea with honey
Chocolate or Vanilla...: Milk chocolate
Water or Milk...: Chocolate milk, or Nestle flavored water- raspberry
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: either/both
Hugs or Kisses...: both, and cuddling.
Cats or Dogs...: Both, and rabbits and birds and small reptiles, and...
Summer or Winter...: Fall (im not very good at this hah)
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: Both, so long as the RC isnt super mushy like A walk to remember. (pukes in the corner)
Love or Money...: Love. And enough money to buy video games. although, video games ARE love, so...
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: green
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: Im attracted to green specifically, but any color will do. One time I met a girl with orange eyes. She called me an asshole.
Perferred Hair Color:: anything but blonde :-P
Short Hair or Long Hair...: either. Really short is hot, so is really long. average is hot too. bald is kinda hot too.
Perferred Height:: shorter than me is hot. yes.
Perferred Weight:: you ever see those girls that are so skinny you can see their ribs? or that they are so skinny you are afraid to sneeze near them cuz you might break them in half? Thats just wrong.
Looks or Personality...: personality prefered. I once met a girl who was super hot, but then I found out she was an evil bitch (like REALLY evil) and then she wasnt hot anymore.
Hot or Cute...: either.
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: too much of an excess in any is a turn off. to be honest I do like a girl with some meat on her.
--Favs--
Number:: 4, 14, 16, 42
Food:: Meatloaf sandwiches, Pizza, hot wings
Type of Music:: fav, classic rock, but I really like anything. anything but country. yuck.
Candy:: REAL smarties. the ones from canada. that are like M&Ms. Take5, anything reeses, especially the pieces
Color:: Green, silver
Animal:: Penguins, Wolves, Deer
Drink:: alcoholic:: scotch neat, Molson Canadian non-alcoholic:: Lemonade, Orange soda
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: back. not rump, back. I know, Im strange, but there is just something sexy about a girls back.
Movie:: too many... but Nightmare before Christmas, The Dead Poets Society, The Breakfast Club.... anything by Hayao Miyazaki
Past Time:: Reading, Zelda, other video games, writing, cuddling
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: I swear to drunk, Im not god.
Smoked?: yes. to both.
Been Beaten Up?: not really.
Bullied Someone?: nope. Im a nice guy. I protect the bullied. Thats how I met my buddy Brandon
Skinny Dipped?: Yep
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: spin the bottle yes
Toliet Papered Someones House?: nope
Played Poker W/ Money?: no
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: dont normally wear tshirts when I swim
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: yep!
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: yes
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: yes
Went Camping?: yes
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: yes
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: yes
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: yes
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: umbrellas are for the weak
Danced In The Rain?: yes
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: Ask me if Im a tree!
Been On Stage?: yes
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: my mom probably wouldnt approve of the fact that I wore a skirt to my english class one day.
Been To A Nude Beach?: no
Cursed In Church?: probably
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: my old roommate calls me slut all the time.
Burnt Yourself?: yes, but not on TOAST SUNSHINE!!!!!
Been Dumped?: Yes ha. lots.
Dumped Someone?: once or twice
Been In Love?: perhaps.
Been Hit On by Someone To Old?: a 40 something gay man, and an 80 something woman.
Wanted To Be A Model?: ah, no.
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: ha. Dont even watch them.
Bought Lottery Tickets?: yep
Made Out In A Car?: yes
Cried During A Movie?: Yes. and if you tell anyone Ill murder you.
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: omnipotence, super powers..... lots of things.
Made Love On The Beach?: not yet.
Shoplifted?: sure
Seen Someone Shoplift?: yes
Hung Up On Someone?: yes
Yelled At Your Pet?: yes. shouldnt piss on my carper
Gotten Seasick?: never
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: hmmm.... If I was drunk enough to try I wouldnt remember. Took a shower with someone one time when I was drunk that I dont remember.
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: huhwha????
Stalked Someone?: Im stalking YOU!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!
Had A Stalker?: Ummmmmm no?
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: dont recall
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: sure
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: bad? The only reason to feel bad is when the meat is all gone! Gimme more damnit!!!
Protested?: hmmm... maybe.
Been To An Island?: I think so.
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: yup.
Screamed In A Library?: no.
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: yes
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: no. at least not to my knowledge. ( I dont cheat, and I dont condone cheating)
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: sure. All of me. Could be Link damnit!
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: lots.
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: ha, that was the worst summer EVER
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: hell no.
Threw Up In School?: yes?
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: not that I remember
Wore Something You Hated?: yeah
Wore Something To Match Someone?: does me being Link and Katie being Zelda at a halloween party count? not matching, but definitly going to gether.
Been To A Luau?: no
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: yesm
Been On TV?: nope
Been Outta The Country?: born outta the country.
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: yes
Won A Pool Game?: by pool I assume you mean billiards, and yes
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: yeah... it sucked.
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: ha... english class at 8 am. drunk. no good.
Dieted?: consider the meaning of the word diet. dumbasses.
Had An Eating Disorder?: not to my knowledge
Cheated On Your Other?: never.
Been Cheated On?: yes. Bitch.
Been Paid To Date Someone?: noooo..... does that actually happen? How can I get in on this? (lol jk)
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: not to my knowledge
Tanned Topless?: sure
Been Strip Searched?: no
Been On A Plane?: yes
Been On A Cruise?: ha. fuck no. big boats = bad
Been Pantsed In Public?: (it means having your pants pulled down sunny.) and not that I recall.
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: yes ha
Broke Someone's Heart?: ha. yeah right.
Sung In The Shower?: sometimes
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: lol. yes.
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: damn near all the time.
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: Yes (just started. was completely nude. My ex's roommate got an eyeful haha)
Been Walked In On While Showering?: um not that I recall
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: ha no
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: not yet, almost though.
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: No
Been In Detention?: yep
Fell Off A Roof?: fell? Weak. I JUMPED. and NOT into a snowbank. it hurt. lol
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: ha thats a good Idea
Been In A Wreck?: little bit
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: no
Made Yourself Puke So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: no
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: sure
Been Shot?: not with any sort of real gun
Had A Water Gun War?: yep
Been Arrested?: nope
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: sometimes, but its best not to dwell on such things.
Country You Wanna Visit:: Ireland,Japan, Egypt, France, Scotland, New Zealand
Way You Wanna Die:: in a blaze of glory
Like Thunderstorms?: sure
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: mostly
R U A Health Freak?: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! YOU SPELLED 'ARE' AND 'YOU' WRONG YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT YOU LAZY ASS I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TYPE LIKE THAT!!!!!! I dont mind lol. but r u ppl really pisses me off. and no.
U Think Ur Attractive?: fuck you you did it again. Im dead sexy
Do You Believe In Yourself?: I have existance doubts.
Wanna Get Married?: sure
Wanna Go To College?: sure
Shower Daily?: yes
Want Kids?: 2 kids at most. one of my own, one adopted
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: tomorrow. ha, its been gone for ... 3-4 years now.
Do U Hate Anyone?: yes. you. because of the way you type. Asshole.
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: only if I use my teeth as well.
Do You Think You Can Sing?: I know I dont have a good singing voice
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: yeah, clean water
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: most of the time.
Can You Whistle?: yes
Can You Walk In High Heels?: Dont know.
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: no
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: yes
Can You Multitask?: sure
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: no
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: I... dont have a locker.
Do You Spit?: I dont suck co... oh, you mean just in general.. If I have to, yes. But I dont suck cock.
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: yes.
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: Omnipotence. That I way I could just fix the world and all that with one wish.
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: I like Axe Kilo and Touch
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: I like Snake Peel body wash, but Irish Springs is good
What's Your Favorite Scent?: Peanut Butter Cookies, Cucumber Melon, Lavendar, Coffee
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: as a vampire? yes. As an omnipotent being? sure. As I am now? A boring old powerless meatbag of a human? No.