Time for Brittany, Brittany.
- Kurt doesn't like where this lesson is going, neither do I.
- She is Brittany S. Pierce!I'm in love
- Santana stood up for her! She understands.
- No Micheal Bolton!
- Wait, a dentistry lesson for glee club.
- "No, seriously, you can totally drill me anytime . . ."
- "I was pretty sure Dr. pepper was a dentist."
- "This room looks like the space where I got probed"
- I might not survive this episode.
- It's Brittany, bitch!
- I'm so turned on.
- Dear God that was amazing.
- "I'll give you a hundred tooth brushes."
- Isn't Finn still on the basketball team?
- Wow, Rachel just upped the obsessiveness.
- "Also, I'm more talented than you."
- Not a "tooth doctor."
- "So get up in my grill, 'cause Britts and us want to get our analgesia on."
- I just came.
- Oh, watch that cane girl.
- Fuck Christopher Cross!
- "Now I realize what a powerful woman I really am."
- "I'm more talented than all of you, I can see that clearly now. It's Brittany . . . bitch."
- Oooh, Kurt got all up i his grill.
- Bro to Bro.
- Will's gotta get ridiculous? He breaks out in song for no damn reason! It doesn't get more ridiculous!
- Rachel's turn.
- Brittany's back.
- Honestly, I would have preferred Brittany sang this one too, it' alright.
- Get me some analgesia, I want to have an S Club 7 music video fantasy.
- "You're always moving around when you're under." I wonder why.
- Damn, Rachel.
- Oh my God, Rachel learned a lesson!
- "Look likes a Jewish cloud."
- "I'll kill my parents." Whoa dude.
- That car sucks.
- This is his jam?
- Terry! Looking like a she-beast.
- Rachel got Santana's approval.
- Man, Kurt got still got some attitude in him.
- "Bouncey, bouncey, bounce . . ."
- Why is he completely nude? That's messed up. I was eating!
- "boney red-headed gollum"
- "Stare into it, William, and you will see the light of all that is good in the world go out."
- Uh-oh, Will's got a naughty smile.
- I have tried ranch dressing on pizza. It is good.
- Oh snap, Arties getting hes thang on.
- Look at those wheels.
- "Everyday Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger."
- Wait, what? What are you doing Beast?
- "You're welcome."
- So . . . this what an awkward silence feels like.
- Rachel has seriously low self-esteem.
- This pep rally will not go well. I'm scared.
- WTF, train derailment?
- . . . the fuck.
- Oh, Will Shcuester, you have won me back.
- Why didn't my school's show choir do stuff like this?
- Oh, I see, because it would have cause the entire school to break into a sexual frenzy!
- "It's a Brittany Spears sex riot."
- "Run the other way!"
- This student body is not intelligent.
- "My spinal chord was ruptured in a sex riot."
- Gloria Alred!
- I wish I had Will's vest collection.
- Oh, now you realize it was inappropriate?
- Aww, Will's all adorable again.
- "U.S. History, uh, I forgot I was taking that!"
- . . . the fuck, Quinn?
- Really, Rachel? Really? You've just gone off the rails. Like that damn train.
- Kurt's devastated. He totally took Brittany's place as the person with random awesome one-liners
- "Finn can fly?" "Really?"
- "I thought I was the only who got this. Next week I'm performing a musical number by Ke$ha"
- OK, we get it, Finn and Rachel are super cute together. Now get them off the screen and give us more Brittany!
- This episode had some of the best dancing ever.
- I have become a Will fan, once again.
- Wow, next week looks intense.
Oh, Glee, never stop being ridiculously wonderful.