i don't post enough for people to keep up with me.

[xandreax]

i was going to post to tell y'all that i got a job

Comments

[ichoosedeath]

Seriously.. Doesn't that schmuck Kevin have like 4 other kids already?? Terrible.

[xandreax]

he's got two. ages 2 1/2 and 8 months. 8 months!
she's 3 months pregnant, so that means his son was 5 months old when they conceived this abomination.

i feel bad for this baby...who will probably get stuck with the name federline.
goddammit britney's kids were supposed to be timberlakes.

she better not be like gwyneth paltrow or courtney cox and go naming this baby after a fruit or famous gorilla.
(do you remember that gorilla? coco? the gorilla that took care of the baby kitten...)

[ichoosedeath]

The Gorilla is named Koko yeah.. Might as well name your child after a monkey that is *almost* human, rather than a regular old human name.. Maybe it's extreme of me, but that seems almost like naming your kid "Cindy the Retard." Yeah, that's a little abstract, sorry!

And about Kevin conceiving with Britney 5 months after the birth of his last child.. Just.. y.u.c.k.. What is she thinking?!<3

[xandreax]

koko, coco, same difference. all it reminds me of is a hooker or that specific gorilla.

i think my first child will just have to be with a guy who doesn't have any, so it can be OUR first child rather than i am so excited to be having my first baby and he's like yeah #3 no big deal.

[mcedub]

Britney's really grown on me... "Toxic" is a hot song.

You'll hate me for suggesting this, but could Christina Aguilera be the next Britney? She's much more tolerable now that she's blonde and not slutty, and she's a very strong singer.

[xandreax]

nah. christina aguilera doesn't have the sex appeal that britney has in her little finger. she oversings everything and her style is just all off. she's got a strong voice but she doesn't know how to use it and she seems to have confused class with trash. she was good at first but she's only disappointed since.

i've tried to find someone i can love as much as britney but there's just not a single person on her level. it's a crying shame.

[mcedub]

Good point about Christina over singing.

For me, I'm now totally in love with Chan Marshall. I saw her on Austin City limits play with the Flaming Lips for a song, and she possibly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Not cute - I usually go for cute - but beautiful.

[xandreax]

chan marshall is such an average looking girl from all i've seen of her.
i go for cute when we're talking about boys, but girls should be stunning, curvy, and so sexy that you almost can;t look directly at them. cute is more a personality thing than an appearance thing. a fat, homely girl can be cute if she's a really great person. i think women should be undeniably hot.

[anarekist]

see those dimples right above where her butt's gona start. that tells you she has a healthy beehind.

congrats on the job.

[flawsarefine]

huge congrats on the job, what are you doing now?

and i'm really sorry that your hero has fallen.

[xandreax]

server at olive garden.

i'll never find another girl that hot to stare at.

[mcedub]

Olive Garden rules, but the food there sucks. I went last night, and all the pasta was way over cooked. :(

[xandreax]

i've never been disappointed.

[modestmalkmus]

Seriosuly, kevin's kids are sooo ugly!!

[xandreax]

i know! what the hell!

[mcedub]

Kevin is ugly. He's a redneck.

Let's face it, Britney has been through two marriages now, and now she's going to have a right-wing child. She's officially damaged goods.

[xandreax]

makes me wanna die because i really wanted to see spears/timberlake babies some day. they'd be beautiful and dance SOOOO well.