why i love my girlfriend

[xandreax]

bits n' pieces of a conversation earlier this week:

love is fierce (12:39:29 AM): girlfriend i just almost died
YoureInTransit (12:39:57 AM): how!
YoureInTransit (12:39:58 AM): ?
love is fierce (12:40:32 AM): centipede on my wall
love is fierce (12:40:35 AM): INCHES from my bed
YoureInTransit (12:41:00 AM): dude don't get me started i've killed

Comments

[uhleanuh]

FRUIT FLIES ARE THE DEVIL JESUS CHRIST.

i think we have this problem right now, and it makes me feel so goddamn gross.

[ichoosedeath]

Seriously, fruit flies are driving me buts too.

[mommalovesme]

GIRL, I have such a centipede problem too! they are quick little shits and i dont know how to get rid of them. i think you get them more when you live above a basement, on the ground floor, etc. they are so damn gross. i hate them.

[xandreax]

yeah i killed this one i was talking about in my room. ysterday first thing when i woke up i found one in the bathtub when i went to brush my teeth

[xanchoredheartx]

getting rid of fruit flies.

take a small glass, and fill the bottom with vinegar.. then make a funnel that will set nicely from the brim of the glass, to about a 1/4-1/2 inch from the top of the vinegar..

you basically want to funnel the flies into the glass, and have the funnel be so close to the vinegar that they can fly in, but then not fly out.. because they're stupid..

\ /
|\ /|
| \ / |
| ------ | <- bottom of funnel
|---------| <- top of vinegar
-----------

just make sure the funnel is tight against the glass or they can just fly out the top again..

good luck

[xandreax]

man i love you blake, a bug killing guide complete with illustration.
but what about the centipede!?

[mommalovesme]

and for fruit flies, mix the vinegar with some sugar, cause they will go right to it, and DIE. i did the same thing and it worked.