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[xangaesque]

After, like, midnight, there are a billion commercials for those skanky phone sex lines. Sometimes I wanna call one and see what it's like, but I don't know... I mean, I don't know how much a girl would turn me on. The Yes Girls seem cool, they never say no!, and the We Are 18 girls seem attractive, but I think if I had to go with anyone, it'd be

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[raineplaya]

I've called those sex hotlines a few times. I think one time it greeted me with "Hey there, sexy guy!" And then I hung up quickly. Of course that's the time I misdialed the DMV's number. The other times was when I dialed 1-800-caspers or something.