Candice is a mom now. Can you believe that!? Too bad we live so far apart. At least she's not all the way on the East coast anymore. Sigh, someone better give me money to go visit her. I just can't not see Leilani. She can't grow up never seeing her really cool Uncle! That would be tragic ( Read more... )

Tomorrow Candice is supposed to give birth to Leilani! She said she's going to call me when it happens, but I'll be in Tacoma getting spinal taps! Yes, spinal taps! But don't worry, I'm getting paid 1500 dollars for them. Dane is too, but not for my spinal taps, for his own! We'll be staying at a clinic thing for four whole days! I guess this'll ( Read more... )

So, I stayed the night at Alex's house last night. We watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and an episode of That 70's Show. He wanted to cuddle, so we did. It was nice, as cuddling always is. Well, I guess it depends on who you're cuddling with. Like, imagine cuddling with Meanifer. Horrible, right? Fortunately Alex is super amazingly good ( Read more... )

Don't you just hate when the phone is ringing and there are, like, two people right next to it who won't answer it? Well, if yes, then you hate Dane and Jenny. Don't you also hate when someone super cute and awesome calls for you, but you're not home at the time, so a message is left with someone who doesn't give you it until days later? Yes? Well ( Read more... )

I really, super fantastically hate when Jenny calles me Dane. I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If she calls me Dane, or Daner-doo, or Daney one more time I'm going to axe murdring her!!!!!!! Well, that or say nothing and continue to do whatever it is I'm doing ( Read more... )

I wish I had some Smartware... Infomercials make everything look amazingly fantastic. I'd put up pictures, but I forgot how, and I'm too lazy ( Read more... )

The end of Final Fantasy 10 is pretty sad. I bet you'd all cry if you watched it. Jenny sure did! ......Just kidding, she was sleeping when I watched it. But man...it was so sad, especially if you think about how they loved each other so much and how they can never see each other again. At least they saved the whole world from ever experiencing ( Read more... )

I have horrible news for all you who care about my jaw! It hurts.

Take the quiz:
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

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Everyone's journals are so depressing lately. They don't depress me, I just mean they have a depressing tone ( Read more... )