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[xanthinepowered]

Whoa.

So, um, Rachel Griffiths, who is one of my most favourite actresses and a total fox, was just on Rove Live.

When asked "who would you turn gay for", her answer (without hesitation) was "Nigella Lawson".

.....!!!!

Now, I'm reporting this information in the public interest, but if you'll please excuse me. I need a few moments to myself.

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[teapot_fiasco]

thats fair...nigella is Quite the piece of totty...

how's it mang? where are you living these days?

[xanthinepowered]

Well howdy stranger, I'm out in Western Springs nowadays, and as you can see I'm still just as slack as usual.

I hear you're relocating soon? The fair city will mourn your loss old chap.

I still have a shitload of your kung fu movies on vhs around the place somewhere, sorry about that. I swear that someday I will get them to you on DVD, all fresh and new. Probably around the same time that I open my badly-dubbed-chinese-films museum, in the shadow of the Giant Trout in Taupo or wherever the hell that thing is. Or the Ohakune Carrot. Or maybe just on the internet. Yeah.

Um and yeah, I was gonna comment about how Nigella is like the thinking man's crumpet, but then I realised there's no thinking required; all you _really_ need is testicles. Or a stomach. Both is good.

So when are you jetting away?

[teapot_fiasco]

hey homes,

i'd forgotten all about those vids...they aren't mine either, lmao...but that made me think of something else, the second season of twin peaks! don't worry about that one, i think i've got it sorted.

western springs you say? thats my hood...sorta. at least its more my hood than howick. i'm in sandringham at the moment.

i should be heading down country in about two months...but its all a bit in the wind...i'm waiting on managers and 'proper proceedure' which leaves me...unsure of when. but its going to happen. its gonna be weird.
thanks for your sentiment though. i've only just met a whole bunch of new cool people, and now i'm leaving them behind...i'll have to make regular trips up here methinks.

nigella...i so wood..er..would.