I'd like to give a shoutout to Amazon, Hanes, the The Sportsman's Guide or whoever it was who decided to use a model with a body worse than mine.
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Wait a second. Do you mean to tell me that not all men have rippling six-pack abs???? Oh my god. I feel so... lied to. I feel betrayed in ways I can barely express! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO! Next you'll try to tell me that not all women are 5'9" and 115 pounds! How DAST thou!
Yeah, I just got some great gray square necked tanks from amazon that came in The Most Homoerotic Packaging EVAR! Click Collections, Dry, More... it's the one that is second from the end, on the bottom. Yes. That image, big as life on my pack of nice wife-beaters, only on the packaging, it has a lower section of the picture the was cropped off for the web site. Now, hover over that image and see the glory that was the back of the picture. Again, that image has cropped some off the bottom for the web site. THIS IS FOR TANK TOPS, NOT A VIAL OF UNCLE JIMMY'S CRUISIN' IT ALL PRO RIMMING QUICKLUBE. Now, you know I gots no problem with the gays or my seshualitie, but this packaging is not something I want sitting on the top of my trashcan as I take home a ladyfriend for the first time.
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