00:02 • I'm just a soul whose intentions are good.
Huh. It's December now. Christmas. Strange. It doesn't feel any different. I didn't notice.
[LOCKED TO SELF SO HARD] AU CONTRAIRE, I DID. BECAUSE I'M HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC EVERYWHERE AND THERE ARE ENOUGH BLINKING LIGHTS TO TURN AN EAGLE BLIND AND SUMMON A MIGRAINE FROM HELL!
I wonder if it makes me a bad teacher when all I want to do on the first day is throw my students out the window and see if they survive. After all, what's the point of learning all the hard stuff when they get killed easily anyway. At least the effort, both the students and mine, don't get wasted. [/LOCKED]
Whatever. That's not important. What bothers me is I now have a (very quite unexpected) roommate...who seems perpetually calm its annoying is okay to be around, probably. Asari Ugetsu, speaks weird, has a flute. Doesn't seem particularly disruptive or destructive unlike some people.
[Locked from Ugetsu] I don't usually place much on probabilities but this should be fine. At least he's saner than the rest most people. And tidy, according to another professor which is more than I can say for the rest. So it should be fine. Even if my plan to spread out my paperwork around the room got killed. Whatever, it'll adapt and shit.. Or get him to help with paperwork. Ah, but then he might be bad at it like the rest of the idiots.... BUT HE HAS A FLUTE, JESUS, CAN I THROW HIM OUT IF HE STARTS PLAYING? Argh. [/locked]
If Santa (are we back to goddamn kindergarten now?) could give me something other than stupid coals, I want...
[accidentally left unlocked but is written in Cyrillic] a thing I will not even write because we're training little kids here and I'm not risking leaving important information all over the place when someone punk could hack it.
And I still want a dog, okay? Just not one of those stupid poodles or a goddamn chihuahua because what the hell, if I wanted a decoration I'd sure want one which doesn't need so much care. So yeah, a dog would be good, in exchange I'll spare Mrs. Claus in case someone wants to take a hit on her and hires me. Or anything you want...within reason.[/unlocked]
...nothing. Why the hell would I trust someone fictional? But snow would be awesome, js. Or my personal harem, whatever.
[Locked from teachers and other staff members] So, in the spirit of Christmas (or whatever Christmas cheer I'm supposed to have, whatever), let's play a little game. The student who can hit any of the teachers (excluding me, x2 if its the Dean, x2 if you hit the face) with a snowball gets to ( A) Skip class B) Not submit an assignment/project) without the usual consequences. Of course, if any student wants anything else, it can be discussed (Option C).
So, if there is no snow and you take it in your tiny minds to throw huge-ass ice cubes instead, that's another x2.
ETA: Okay, maybe this works for those who are not my students as well, just go for Option C.
God I'm bored, even with all these shit going on.[/locked]
ALSO, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT THE REST OF THE WORLD'S CHRISTMAS TRADITION IS, IF SOMEONE STARTS SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS OUTSIDE MY OUR ROOM TO SPREAD GOOD CHEER, THERE WILL BE BLOOD.
However in my opinion, the Christmas Feast is a tradition that should be kept every year, alongside gift giving (or gift exchange, whatever). As well as the fireworks in New Year.
[LOCKED TO SELF SO HARD] AU CONTRAIRE, I DID. BECAUSE I'M HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC EVERYWHERE AND THERE ARE ENOUGH BLINKING LIGHTS TO TURN AN EAGLE BLIND AND SUMMON A MIGRAINE FROM HELL!
I wonder if it makes me a bad teacher when all I want to do on the first day is throw my students out the window and see if they survive. After all, what's the point of learning all the hard stuff when they get killed easily anyway. At least the effort, both the students and mine, don't get wasted. [/LOCKED]
Whatever. That's not important. What bothers me is I now have a (very quite unexpected) roommate...who seems perpetually calm its annoying is okay to be around, probably. Asari Ugetsu, speaks weird, has a flute. Doesn't seem particularly disruptive or destructive unlike some people.
[Locked from Ugetsu] I don't usually place much on probabilities but this should be fine. At least he's saner than the rest most people. And tidy, according to another professor which is more than I can say for the rest. So it should be fine. Even if my plan to spread out my paperwork around the room got killed. Whatever, it'll adapt and shit.. Or get him to help with paperwork. Ah, but then he might be bad at it like the rest of the idiots.... BUT HE HAS A FLUTE, JESUS, CAN I THROW HIM OUT IF HE STARTS PLAYING? Argh. [/locked]
If Santa (are we back to goddamn kindergarten now?) could give me something other than stupid coals, I want...
[accidentally left unlocked but is written in Cyrillic] a thing I will not even write because we're training little kids here and I'm not risking leaving important information all over the place when someone punk could hack it.
And I still want a dog, okay? Just not one of those stupid poodles or a goddamn chihuahua because what the hell, if I wanted a decoration I'd sure want one which doesn't need so much care. So yeah, a dog would be good, in exchange I'll spare Mrs. Claus in case someone wants to take a hit on her and hires me. Or anything you want...within reason.[/unlocked]
...nothing. Why the hell would I trust someone fictional? But snow would be awesome, js. Or my personal harem, whatever.
[Locked from teachers and other staff members] So, in the spirit of Christmas (or whatever Christmas cheer I'm supposed to have, whatever), let's play a little game. The student who can hit any of the teachers (excluding me, x2 if its the Dean, x2 if you hit the face) with a snowball gets to ( A) Skip class B) Not submit an assignment/project) without the usual consequences. Of course, if any student wants anything else, it can be discussed (Option C).
So, if there is no snow and you take it in your tiny minds to throw huge-ass ice cubes instead, that's another x2.
ETA: Okay, maybe this works for those who are not my students as well, just go for Option C.
God I'm bored, even with all these shit going on.[/locked]
ALSO, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT THE REST OF THE WORLD'S CHRISTMAS TRADITION IS, IF SOMEONE STARTS SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS OUTSIDE MY OUR ROOM TO SPREAD GOOD CHEER, THERE WILL BE BLOOD.
However in my opinion, the Christmas Feast is a tradition that should be kept every year, alongside gift giving (or gift exchange, whatever). As well as the fireworks in New Year.