It Comes Soon My Love
Oh gawd... pandering to popular culture again... what a farce...
Stolen from charismaticjinx
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. C... C... nah, I can’t say it
2. Furball
3. Uncle Kiss
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Xaphan
2. TheHappyCoprophiliac
3. Milky_Discharge
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My err...
2. Well... not too sure
3. Tarquin
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My huge gut
2. My Fat ass
3. My slim bank balance
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. White fella
2. Black fella
3. Pygmy
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Enclosed spaces
2. Heights
3. Re-runs of Friends
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. My kitty
2. My overworked and underpowered PC
3. Anal sex
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Who said I’m wearing anything?
2. Body hair
3. A mischievous smile
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment):
1. Tool
2. A Perfect Circle
3. Pantera (Yeah well, I had to mention it... RIP Dimebag)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. 69 Eyes - Angel On My Shoulder
2. HIM - Right Here In My Arms
3. Muse - New Born
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Being fucked with a strap-on
2. Actually going outside for once
3. Wearing women’s underwear (I’ll have to buy my own... Elisabet’s are too small)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Loyalty
2. Honesty
3. Sense of fucken humour, for fucks sake :P
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I’m fat
2. I hate mushrooms
3. I have a birthmark on my butt shaped like Neil Sedaka’s head
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Need
2. You
3. Ask?
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Eat mushrooms
2. Stop flirting with guys
3. Dislodge this carrot from my rectum
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBITS:
1. Merry
2. Pippin
3. Bilbo
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Have sex
2. Fuck
3. Make love (like you didn’t see that coming…
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Professional loafer
2. Adult movie fluffer
3. Dildo tester
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Europe
2. New Zealand
3. Canada
THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. Azhure
2. Ehlana
3. Selene
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Live
2. Do stuff
3. Avoid prosecution
Yeah... I sold out... so what?
Stolen from charismaticjinx
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. C... C... nah, I can’t say it
2. Furball
3. Uncle Kiss
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Xaphan
2. TheHappyCoprophiliac
3. Milky_Discharge
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My err...
2. Well... not too sure
3. Tarquin
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My huge gut
2. My Fat ass
3. My slim bank balance
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. White fella
2. Black fella
3. Pygmy
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Enclosed spaces
2. Heights
3. Re-runs of Friends
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. My kitty
2. My overworked and underpowered PC
3. Anal sex
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Who said I’m wearing anything?
2. Body hair
3. A mischievous smile
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment):
1. Tool
2. A Perfect Circle
3. Pantera (Yeah well, I had to mention it... RIP Dimebag)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. 69 Eyes - Angel On My Shoulder
2. HIM - Right Here In My Arms
3. Muse - New Born
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Being fucked with a strap-on
2. Actually going outside for once
3. Wearing women’s underwear (I’ll have to buy my own... Elisabet’s are too small)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Loyalty
2. Honesty
3. Sense of fucken humour, for fucks sake :P
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I’m fat
2. I hate mushrooms
3. I have a birthmark on my butt shaped like Neil Sedaka’s head
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Need
2. You
3. Ask?
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Eat mushrooms
2. Stop flirting with guys
3. Dislodge this carrot from my rectum
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBITS:
1. Merry
2. Pippin
3. Bilbo
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Have sex
2. Fuck
3. Make love (like you didn’t see that coming…
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Professional loafer
2. Adult movie fluffer
3. Dildo tester
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Europe
2. New Zealand
3. Canada
THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. Azhure
2. Ehlana
3. Selene
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Live
2. Do stuff
3. Avoid prosecution
Yeah... I sold out... so what?