I'm SOOOO hollywood
SO my sis x tine calls me today and it all like "do you wanna go to a movie premiere?"
haha sure why not.
So we go to see this new Scarlet Johannsen/Topher Grace/Dennis Quaid thing at the Chinese theatre in Hollywood. They had red carpets and all that stuff. Pretty funny. The movie was at best slightly humorous but everyone but forth their best fake laughter at the "funny parts" only because they're bosses were watching them. haha. we were seated next to some guy who was SOOO industry. before the movie started he was trying to brag to his date about who he knew..and pointing people out of notoriety. such typical silly style.
It was funny cause i felt realy out of place there. 1. i was SOO not around my element..hollywood types are offensive, and 2. i was all extra uber rockabillied out, with creepers and big pomp and all. I figured i'd better turn it up a notch when going around the lame industry people. HAHA. i was catchin some looks from people....esp. from all the super industry peoplel.like all the execs and stuff in bad suits who were there."how the hell did that wierdo get in here??"...i mean they are checking their voicemail as they are taking a piss...i swear it was funny. as long as you remeber that you are in an alternate universe you'll be ok.
then we go to the after party. Seth Green walks into me, but he was so short that it was hard to notice. his GF was like a head taller than him HAHA. i think some old producer type guy tried to "score' drugs or sex off of me....he walks along side me, taps my arm and says kinda sneakily.. "hey were you the guy i met that one time who was gonna get the laser eye things done? i said no..he said..do you think you'd be interested in that? i said no..and he walked away. it was wierd..its seems like a random convo, but something about it seemed like he was talking to me in code. is lasik the new catch slang for coke?? haha
some older woman with TOO much plastic surgery gave me a flirty smile at the bar...it was awkward.
saw a semi famous "emerging actress" who's been in some indie films named Jenny Goodwin that i used to know in college. i was actually checking her out thinking she was cute and then i was like... holy shit i ACTUALY KNOW HER!!! i wanted to go and say hi, but she was consumed by some sort of entourage, so i never got a chance to say hi. She was sweet back at BU when we worked on a student film together..hope she was the same sweet southern belle....lil Jinny from savannah.. haha Eh maybe i'll run into her again somewhere.
my goal for the night was to try and bum a smoke off of Paris Hilton or someone really famous, just so they could turn me down and i could say something harsh to them about them being worth millions but they cant afford to give away a smoke...but alas it didnt happen.
it was funny to also notice that the party and premiere was 99% full of white people...i guess hollywood is a whites only country club. how strange.
on the upside they did have good sushi and desserts.
now i'm not one to get all silly and starstruck. I think this town is stupid and i really HATE the movie industry people (having worked for a brief time in it, i know all too well) but this was a fun thing to go to. Fun in that it was something so foriegn to me that i always see on TV, but never get to do. So it was an interesting experience to say the least. i got to mingle with the "beautiful people" who were all pretty silly.
haha sure why not.
So we go to see this new Scarlet Johannsen/Topher Grace/Dennis Quaid thing at the Chinese theatre in Hollywood. They had red carpets and all that stuff. Pretty funny. The movie was at best slightly humorous but everyone but forth their best fake laughter at the "funny parts" only because they're bosses were watching them. haha. we were seated next to some guy who was SOOO industry. before the movie started he was trying to brag to his date about who he knew..and pointing people out of notoriety. such typical silly style.
It was funny cause i felt realy out of place there. 1. i was SOO not around my element..hollywood types are offensive, and 2. i was all extra uber rockabillied out, with creepers and big pomp and all. I figured i'd better turn it up a notch when going around the lame industry people. HAHA. i was catchin some looks from people....esp. from all the super industry peoplel.like all the execs and stuff in bad suits who were there."how the hell did that wierdo get in here??"...i mean they are checking their voicemail as they are taking a piss...i swear it was funny. as long as you remeber that you are in an alternate universe you'll be ok.
then we go to the after party. Seth Green walks into me, but he was so short that it was hard to notice. his GF was like a head taller than him HAHA. i think some old producer type guy tried to "score' drugs or sex off of me....he walks along side me, taps my arm and says kinda sneakily.. "hey were you the guy i met that one time who was gonna get the laser eye things done? i said no..he said..do you think you'd be interested in that? i said no..and he walked away. it was wierd..its seems like a random convo, but something about it seemed like he was talking to me in code. is lasik the new catch slang for coke?? haha
some older woman with TOO much plastic surgery gave me a flirty smile at the bar...it was awkward.
saw a semi famous "emerging actress" who's been in some indie films named Jenny Goodwin that i used to know in college. i was actually checking her out thinking she was cute and then i was like... holy shit i ACTUALY KNOW HER!!! i wanted to go and say hi, but she was consumed by some sort of entourage, so i never got a chance to say hi. She was sweet back at BU when we worked on a student film together..hope she was the same sweet southern belle....lil Jinny from savannah.. haha Eh maybe i'll run into her again somewhere.
my goal for the night was to try and bum a smoke off of Paris Hilton or someone really famous, just so they could turn me down and i could say something harsh to them about them being worth millions but they cant afford to give away a smoke...but alas it didnt happen.
it was funny to also notice that the party and premiere was 99% full of white people...i guess hollywood is a whites only country club. how strange.
on the upside they did have good sushi and desserts.
now i'm not one to get all silly and starstruck. I think this town is stupid and i really HATE the movie industry people (having worked for a brief time in it, i know all too well) but this was a fun thing to go to. Fun in that it was something so foriegn to me that i always see on TV, but never get to do. So it was an interesting experience to say the least. i got to mingle with the "beautiful people" who were all pretty silly.